Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Chief

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and replies "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and replies "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied: "My bike."

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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26 comments:

  1. nice article , well done

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA..poor chief, somebody rides his bike...hahahaha

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  3. LOL... some people are best left alone :)

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  4. At least he knowd his bike from the rest of the tribe ;)

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  5. Smart chief!

    Big hugs, Sandee. Stay warm...

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  6. Hahhahahaha, didn't see that one coming.

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  7. Hehehe...that's great!! A Schwinn I'll bet.

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  8. Bwahahahahaha!!!

    'nuff sed. snerx

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  9. Too funny! Hope you are having a great day!

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  10. Somethings transcend language...

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  11. Too, too funny Sandee!! Thanks for all the laughs. Have a great day!

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  12. Good one. Laughed out loud. Keep them coming.

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  13. Thanks for a good laugh - again!

    Have a nice day :-)

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  14. Ha ha ha! This is a good one. I will tell it to my friends tonight! :)

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  15. LMAO! that was funny!

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  16. Funny, Sandee! I'm glad he shot them both. :-)
    Here we call that kind of killing a Texas divorce.
    ..
    I like your new template. I do wish you'd
    put a date in the header. Just sayin'. :-)
    ..

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  17. Chief understandem pretty good.

    I like this template. I almost went with something like it when I was still on blogger.

    Big Hugs ♥xo

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  18. good one! and i love the blog look! very nice...

    smiles, bee
    xooxoxoxoxoxo

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  19. I shouldn't come here until my cough is better Lol

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  20. Bwahahahahaha...Them natives were pretty smart :o)
    Just got back from the gym and cooling off in front of my laptop. Will see how I feel tomorrow ;o)
    Hugs,
    I.

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  21. Oh my! That was a good one, Sandee! :) thanks for the chuckle.

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  22. A missionary was delivering his message to an newly-discovered African tribe. He sternly taught them the value of monogamy.

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  23. So funny!! Thanks for this nice post :)

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