Friday, January 8, 2010

Andy and Sally

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet

Sally quickly picked it up, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.

There, she counted the money...fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, they knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

Hat tip: Sarge of Sarge Charlie
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31 comments:

  1. he hee... now thats a solid retirement bonus :)

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  2. LOL ... gotta luv this ;-)
    Hugs and blessings,

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  3. That is so great. Just shows there isn't anything wrong with being old. You can say most anything that you would like to and also do most anything you would like to do.

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  4. Karma! They were merely being rewarded for being devoted to each other for so long. Karma is good. lol, that was a cute one. Hope you have a great weekend!

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  5. Sarge and Sandee... that's a good one. Bwhahahahaahahahaha!

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  6. The truth will set you free! Hallelujah! Even earn you money...

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  7. Not quite the whole story...

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  8. ha ha ha, i love this one!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Oh that's a great one. Happy retirement!

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  10. HA, now that makes my little tummy happy, seeing that there are benefits to getting older. And here I thought going senile had no upside.

    What a wonderful shopping site you have here Helen.

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  11. One advantage of being old! :-)

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  12. He he he. What a lucky guys!

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  13. Woooow; New Template - The nicest I've ever seen! Congrats!

    Did not see it at once you know as I came directly to this post from my GoogleReader.

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  14. Great one! Love it.

    Big hugs...wish you could join us for breakfast tomorrow!

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  15. LOL, too cute, and what a smart lady that Sally is :)

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  16. Well, at least Andy tried to be honest! Not his fault the FBI didn't believe him!

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  17. Sally's qualified to work in DC, and Andy's qualified to be her example...

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  18. hahahaha...Andy has a reward for being honest...poor FBI..hahaha

    Have a great day Sandee

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  19. heh heh heh...too funny! :)

    Love it!

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  20. Now that's the way to play it.

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  21. wonder how they could pull together so long! best of lucks!

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  22. HAHAHA! Sally and Andy sound like my parents :)

    I like the new look!

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  23. ... BTW, I would like to find a sack of money someday too

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  24. Sometimes it's hard to tell the truth...

    Very funny.

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  25. that was a good one......it even got me for a few secs.....ok mins...but i get it at the end ...and now i'm smiling....

    \,,/

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