Tuesday, March 31, 2009

March Top Droppers

2 comments:
This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day.  Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Weighing the Baby

30 comments:
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Awww...Mondays

33 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Creative Photography

23 comments:
Click on photograph to biggify.

Thanks Roger for making it so easy to participate.

Want to play too?

Check out the rules for participation at Creative Photography.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Beaver?

35 comments:
A 90-year old man goes to a doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 90-year old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Nadya Suleman Giving Birth

31 comments:
Public reaction turned negative when it was discovered that Suleman already had six other young children and was unemployed and on public assistance.   Suleman conceived the octuplets and her six older children via in vitro fertilization (IVF). Although she initially denied ever having used public assistance, she confirmed in April 2012 on NBC's Today show that she was indeed on public assistance.  Source: Wikipedia

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Love Jesus?

44 comments:
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Politics Defined!

23 comments:
A political party is a political organization that typically seeks to attain and maintain political power within government, usually by participating in electoral campaigns, educational outreach or protest actions. Parties often espouse an expressed ideology or vision bolstered by a written platform with specific goals, forming a coalition among disparate interests.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

6 comments:
This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day.  Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Blondes Are Dumb!

34 comments:
A couple of sharp businessmen in New York were discussing women and one of them, Sheldon, remarked about how dumb blonds are.

His friend, David, disagreed, so they devised a test to see if blonds were really as dumb as everyone thinks.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Awww...Mondays

36 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Photography Meme

20 comments:
I've always wanted to participate in Rogers Creative Photography, but I don't take pictures. My husband is the photographer in this family. Well, Roger has changed the rules so I'm going to play each week. I'm so happy that I can finally participate. This is now a simple meme to do, so come on and join in. Here's what Roger said about the change in the rules:

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Comment Game

47 comments:
It's time to play the comment game again. I'm at the boat relaxing and enjoying my weekend. Now play nice okay, and have a terrific weekend.

Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Meet Merv

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Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Blogger Award

23 comments:
Kat of Candles, Crafts and Whatnot gave me the Passionate Blogger award. I've not seen this one before and everyone that knows me knows I love a new award.

 Thanks a million Kat for always thinking of me. I think you are a passionate blogger too.

Hymn #365

34 comments:
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Middle Wife

32 comments:
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell, so I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Picture Meme

20 comments:
I was tagged by Clara of Coming Back to Life! with the Picture meme. It really looks like a lot of fun so I'm going to play along.

The idea is to search for images that answer the questions and then post them with the questions on your site.

Here goes.

St. Patrick's

48 comments:
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

Monday, March 16, 2009

Awww...Mondays

37 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Last Post For Entrecard

39 comments:
This is the end of my participation in Entrecard. I never have and never will have ads on my site. This site is strictly for fun. Their new policy of me being charged EC to refuse those ads is more than I'm willing to tolerate. So I would like to thank the last three advertisers for their support. I've canceled all the ads I purchased and have disabled my advert.

History Lesson

23 comments:
Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin ... many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them.

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat: (Language Alert)

Saturday, March 14, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

3 comments:
This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day.  Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Yacht Club Style

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Tonight our yacht club has our St. Patrick's Day dinner and meeting. Since I'm the rear commodore that means that I have lots of work to do. I'm responsible for all drive-in functions this year. We are having tonight's event at our home base The Point Waterfront Restaurant in Rio Vista, California.

I started working on this function last September. It is my responsibility to find suitable places for our club to go for out meetings during the winter months. In January we went to Spindrift Restaurant and in February we went to the Bridge Marina Yacht Club.

Friday, March 13, 2009

The Economy

35 comments:
An economy or economic system consists of the production, distribution or trade, and consumption of limited goods and services by different agents in a given geographical location. The economic agents can be individuals, businesses, organizations, or governments. Transactions occur when two parties agree to the value or price of the transacted good or service, commonly expressed in a certain currency.  Source: Wikipedia

Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Old Indian

36 comments:
The old Indian wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going to do with the money?"

"Make jewelery and sell it," was the response.

"What have you got for collateral?"

"Don't know collateral."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Rainbow Bridge

33 comments:

There is a bridge connecting heaven and earth. It is called the Rainbow Bridge because of its many colors. Just this side of the Rainbow Bridge there is a land of meadows, hills and valleys with lush green grass. When a beloved pet dies, the pet goes to this place. There is always food and water and warm spring weather. The old and frail animals are young again. Those who are maimed are made whole again. They play all day with each other. There is only one thing missing. They are not with their special person who loved them on earth.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Blogger Awards

18 comments:
Chica & Pumuckl of Chica & Pumuckl - 2 Egyptian Cats in Germany gave me two fabulous awards. These two almost perfect cats are a favorite stop every day.

They recently ran their mom (Ana) bonkers with a huge fight that lasted numerous days. All is well again and all of their readers are thrilled about this too.

Weird Places

42 comments:
"Places I'd Rather Not Live In..."
Paradox, New York
Crapo, Maryland
Boogertown, North Carolina
Spasticville, Kansas
Hellhole, Idaho
Purgatory, Maine

Monday, March 9, 2009

Another Award

12 comments:
Kimmie of Pretty Amazing Grace gave me the Thanks For Not Sucking as a Friend award. I just love this one to pieces. Thank you so very much honey. Big hug.

I pass this award on to all of my regular visitors, because none of you suck as a friend either.

Awww...Mondays

31 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Word for the Day

26 comments:

In business, economics or investment, market liquidity is an asset's ability to be sold without causing a significant movement in the price and with minimum loss of value. Money, or cash, is the most liquid asset, and can be used immediately to perform economic actions like buying, selling, or paying debt, meeting immediate wants and needs. However, currencies, even major currencies, can suffer loss of market liquidity in large liquidation events.  Source: Wikipedia

Saturday, March 7, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

3 comments:
This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day.  Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

My Birthday

20 comments:
Your Birthday Predicts You're Influential

Ever since you were born, people have found themselves drawn to you. You have a superstar personality. You are charming and fascinating. You believe in hard work and persistence. You know how to make your big dreams a reality. You are demanding, but your standards are reasonable. And you demand the most from yourself.

Friday, March 6, 2009

The Economy

35 comments:
An economy or economic system consists of the production, distribution or trade, and consumption of limited goods and services by different agents in a given geographical location. The economic agents can be individuals, businesses, organizations, or governments. Transactions occur when two parties agree to the value or price of the transacted good or service, commonly expressed in a certain currency. Source: Wikipedia

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Surgical Gloves

38 comments:
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...

"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

An Apology

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I'm sorry I haven't been around much. My car needed washing so I went to the car wash again and I had them rewash the car three times.

They kept missing spots!

In the future, if you don't hear from me for a week or more, you'll know where I am.

Rachel's Wedding

16 comments:
Her wedding date was rapidly approaching and Rachel knew she needed to tell her fiance that she couldn't marry him, but she was afraid that he would commit suicide. So she went to the church to seek for the advice of the parish priest. The parish priest said, "You do realize that you're the third girl that has left this young man standing in the alter, don't you? And, I believe that you know who the other two are. He's going to be devastated when you tell him. What reason are you going to give him for not going through with the wedding?"

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Perspective

35 comments:
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

February Top Droppers

7 comments:
This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day.  Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Monday Night Awards

8 comments:
Kat of Candles, Crafts and Whatnot gave me the Let's Be Friends award. Thank you for this wonderful award and for being a good friend to me too.

This is what the "Let's Be Friends" Award represents:

Awww...Mondays

31 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.