Thursday, November 12, 2009

Paddy and Maggie

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community.

After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem and since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village, they went to see the Veterinarian. The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told Paddy and Maggie to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and, in a boasting voice, said: “And that, me son, is how ya waves a towel.”

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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23 comments:

  1. And his manhood is intact :-)
    Nice one.

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  2. Delusion is a great friend of fantasy ;-)

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  3. Skunkfeathers got it right, me thinks...

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  4. Sandee,
    made a fan outta me

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  5. Tee hee hee... good one! LOL!

    Have a great day.
    Hugs back to you,
    Pam

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  6. Skunkfeathers is a genius.

    Big Thursday hugs...

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  7. *giggling*

    Hugs Sandee!!

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  8. lol great one Sandee!

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  9. LOL
    thanks for sharing Sandee!

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  10. LMAO! Funny stuff!

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  11. It's okay Paddy. I had a similar experience.

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  12. I can't let my wife read this one. She will want me to wave the towel! Too funny, Sandee!

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  13. LOL! I'm glad this wasn't a blonde joke.
    The best time to marry a woman half your
    age is before you get too old yourself.
    Otherwise you will be marrying an old woman.
    ..

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  14. Ahhh yet another phrase to use when you want some good old fashion knooky. 'That's how ya waves a towel" LOL

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  15. ah, you gotta' love a vet!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  16. tooo funny...love it!!!!!

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  17. hahaha...I need to hire an Irish towel now...

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  18. SHAZAM!


    ( speedy taking notes on towel flippin )





    .... ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

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  19. Ha ha ha ha poor man!

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  20. Great - waving my towel back at yua! :lol:

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  21. You can't get anything past Paddy, can ya?!?

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  22. May God solve their focal demand in their conjugal life.

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