Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A Night In Mexico

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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40 comments:

  1. LOL! I sure do not want to read what happened to her.

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  2. LOL, wrong place right answer
    BIG HUGS

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  3. ZAP!!! We have a winner.

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  4. Hehehehe. Works for dumb blondes and dumb Messicans.

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  5. Would that be 220?

    Big hugs from rainy Georgia...

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  6. gotta love the blonde jokes...hehehe

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  7. LOL :) well, at least she's honest :)

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  8. LOL ... thanks for the laughter ;-)
    Hugs and blessings,

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  9. Smart people can be dumb too.

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  10. not so smart after all

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  11. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think I know that chick!

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  12. See, they aren't all dumb.

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  13. hahaha! Blonde jokes are always good for a laugh. I am still curious as to what they did the night before. Must have been some party!

    Thanks for spreading some humour!

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  14. Bwajajajajajaja.

    The comment began with a dyslexic misspelling, but then I realized, it's a great pun. All right, maybe great is too grandiose.

    Snerx.

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  15. ...and they plug it in, and *pffffffffzzzzzzzz*, she leaves the chair with a new hair style and schedules an appointment for a re-doo next month, leaving them all with *duck hit over the head* looks...

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  16. Well I guess having a degree in Electrical Engineering doesn't come with a lick of common sense LOL Too funny

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  18. Moral of the story-
    A blonde is a blonde even with an Electrical Engineering degree!

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  19. Yea, there is always a helping hand from a blonde ;-)

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  20. an engineer and a blonde, that poor goor never had a chance...lol too funny

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  21. Proving once again that timing IS everything! bwahahahaha!

    Big Hugs, Sandee! ♥xo

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  22. well being blonde i must admit i did see that one coming!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  23. I Eden from University of IOWA, graduate of Physics. Tornado is about to hit this place so let us suspend this activity and take shelter.

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  24. Oh boy she let the cat out of the bag, didn't she? Now I want to know what did the three of them do to deserve that :)
    Have a great week, Sandee!

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  25. Somehow I don't think they begged her for her forgiveness before letting her go, did they??

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  26. Too, too funny. I must stop by everyday for my chuckle. Thanks again Sandee

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  27. hilarious... and she got her engineering??? LOL

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  28. Ha ha ha OMG blondes blondes blondes!

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  29. Ha, and stereotypes are there for a reason... right.

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  30. hahaha LOL awesome I am a fan. But leave it to an engineer to analyze themselves into death! That joke can go both ways, for an engineer or for a blonde, but both in one fantastic.

    The Miami Locksmith Guy

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  31. You have one for every occasion. Will wonders never cease! I loved this one, well because I am blonde of course. (most everyone thinks I am a redhead because of the lighting in my pic. Nope blonde!)

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  32. Oh my not a good idea, very funny.

    Love and Blessings
    AngelBaby

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  33. Woah! For a change, we are seeing a different kind of blonde in this joke! Hurrah for blondes~ :D

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