Friday, November 27, 2009

Advice From Kids

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
-Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
-Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
-Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
-Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."
-Eileen, age 8
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30 comments:

  1. Very sound advices indeed. :)

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  2. Don't you just love kids? Stay away from prunes... bwahahahaha!

    Hope you had a freat family day yesterday! Big Hugs, Sandee!

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  3. His name of children, questions and answers are always unexpected.

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  4. Kids do know best... I especially like the one about mom brushing the hair when mad at dad. I think I have been on the receiving end of that over the years, its no fun!

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  5. Sandee,
    I liked the start by asking for a horse, kind of sounds like a future politician.

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  6. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
    -Alyesha, age 13"

    Now i know why my nephew showed his report card to me when im on the phone but he can't escape it because i will ask again his card after talking on the phone...hahahaha

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  7. The voices of experience...

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  8. Can I have your website?
    Steve

    PS. Thanks for the advice Naomi.

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  9. The last one is really great,baptizing a cat,unless you are wearing chainmail.

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  10. your best one so far!!! love it!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  11. I hope you and yours had a wonderful thanksgiving.

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  12. That's great! I love the advice little kids give!

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  13. Those are cute. I can see those kids telling a friend those things...funny!

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  14. There is some very sage advice here.
    The key to compromise and negotiations...ask for a horse. Love it!

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  15. Kids are smarter than we think! Big hugs, honey...

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  16. "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." Very sound advice from ten year old Emily. Heard her dad was a real GAS, lol, I crack myself up. I hope your enjoying your Turkey sandwiches today, cuz I know I am , yummy. Big Squeeze to you sweetie :-)

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  17. These are some wise children. I know a few adults who don't have this kind of common sense...lol

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  18. Wish we call could be a bit childish once - so much wisdom!

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  19. Sandee, those are all GREAT!
    I like "A puppy always has
    bad breath--even after eating
    a Tic-Tac."
    That goes for big dogs too.
    ..

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  20. A kid should definitely not tell me... I mean a mom that her diet isn't working.

    These were cute!

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  21. Oh this is precious! The bad grade advice is perfect!

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  22. Some great lines there, based on experience :-)

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  23. "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

    Hmmm... it seems it was a bad experience.

    :)

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  24. All sounds like good advice to me, and I also like the 'don't let her brush your hair' one :)

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  25. There is truth in every one of these. I love kids!

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  26. I liked the one on hiding broccoli in a glass of milk! smart kids!

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  27. When your Mom got angry with your Dad,
    Its your fault Dad.

    My Baby - 3 years old

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  28. Those are hilarious -- and so doggone true. I can really relate to some of them.

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  29. without a doubt , some children are special

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  30. OMG, these were great! I've heard some of these before from my own children. :)

    Thanks for the laugh, Sandee. Good to see ya again. Opened my reader tonight for the first time in ages. 1000+ posts. *sigh* In time I will get back around. ;)

    Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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