Friday, November 27, 2009

Advice From Kids

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
-Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
-Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
-Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
-Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."
-Eileen, age 8


  1. Very sound advices indeed. :)

  2. Don't you just love kids? Stay away from prunes... bwahahahaha!

    Hope you had a freat family day yesterday! Big Hugs, Sandee!

  3. His name of children, questions and answers are always unexpected.

  4. Kids do know best... I especially like the one about mom brushing the hair when mad at dad. I think I have been on the receiving end of that over the years, its no fun!

  5. Sandee,
    I liked the start by asking for a horse, kind of sounds like a future politician.

  6. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
    -Alyesha, age 13"

    Now i know why my nephew showed his report card to me when im on the phone but he can't escape it because i will ask again his card after talking on the phone...hahahaha

  7. The voices of experience...

  8. Can I have your website?

    PS. Thanks for the advice Naomi.

  9. The last one is really great,baptizing a cat,unless you are wearing chainmail.

  10. your best one so far!!! love it!

    smiles, bee

  11. I hope you and yours had a wonderful thanksgiving.

  12. That's great! I love the advice little kids give!

  13. Those are cute. I can see those kids telling a friend those things...funny!

  14. There is some very sage advice here.
    The key to compromise and negotiations...ask for a horse. Love it!

  15. Kids are smarter than we think! Big hugs, honey...

  16. "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." Very sound advice from ten year old Emily. Heard her dad was a real GAS, lol, I crack myself up. I hope your enjoying your Turkey sandwiches today, cuz I know I am , yummy. Big Squeeze to you sweetie :-)

  17. These are some wise children. I know a few adults who don't have this kind of common

  18. Wish we call could be a bit childish once - so much wisdom!

  19. Sandee, those are all GREAT!
    I like "A puppy always has
    bad breath--even after eating
    a Tic-Tac."
    That goes for big dogs too.

  20. A kid should definitely not tell me... I mean a mom that her diet isn't working.

    These were cute!

  21. Oh this is precious! The bad grade advice is perfect!

  22. Some great lines there, based on experience :-)

  23. "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

    Hmmm... it seems it was a bad experience.


  24. All sounds like good advice to me, and I also like the 'don't let her brush your hair' one :)

  25. There is truth in every one of these. I love kids!

  26. I liked the one on hiding broccoli in a glass of milk! smart kids!

  27. When your Mom got angry with your Dad,
    Its your fault Dad.

    My Baby - 3 years old

  28. Those are hilarious -- and so doggone true. I can really relate to some of them.

  29. without a doubt , some children are special

  30. OMG, these were great! I've heard some of these before from my own children. :)

    Thanks for the laugh, Sandee. Good to see ya again. Opened my reader tonight for the first time in ages. 1000+ posts. *sigh* In time I will get back around. ;)

    Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!


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