Friday, October 30, 2009

Suicide

A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.

The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."

The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"

They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 o'clock news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.

The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
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25 comments:

  1. LOL! A good laugh is a great way to start the weekend. :)

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  2. i can't laugh out loud bec i just pulled my 4 teeth this morning...hehe

    Thanks for the smile.

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  3. Do you think that only the 6:00 news broadcast this news?
    I'm not blonde.
    :)

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  4. Seen this one before. I thought sure she would wise up when confronted with this situation again. snerx.

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  5. Well, since the jump at 6:00 obviously didn't kill him, you'd think he would have tried another method at 10:00. Just sayin'.

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  6. Driller, you are sooo funny! Thanks for the double laugh.

    Big hugs, Sandee. Have a great w/e...

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  7. Sandee, lol, Instant replay with a slow down mode of thinking, lmao,
    Congrats, on the Hot Dawg Blogger award.
    BIG HUGS

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  8. I will be visiting more often as you have done a good job, keep going..

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  9. Bwahahahahahaahahhaa! That's funny!

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  10. This is one of the best jokes on brunettes & blondes! cheers! Have a great week end!

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  11. Sometimes I think it must be so "freeing" to be so oblivious.

    Big Hugs ♥xo

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  12. you gotta' love a blonde!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxooxxoxo

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  13. LOL, that is hilarious! Unfortunatly i too am a natural blonde, he he

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  14. Ha ha ha blondes are unique.

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  15. I love blonds!! hehehe!!

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  16. You know? Somehow looking at that picture of the blond while reading the post really doesn't deter me from still wanting a date with her.

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  17. tee hee, Sandy!

    Have a great weekend.

    Love and hugs,
    Pam

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  18. Glad you brought attention to such a serious subject!! I mean taking advantage of impressionable blondes has to be stopped sometime LOL!

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  19. ha!

    have a great weekend...hugs from us to you.

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  20. Oh, do I know a blonde at work for this joke ;)

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  21. Oh man...that is priceless :)
    Happy Halloween !

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  22. I hate when the reporters say the same thing over and over again on headline news.

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  23. Bwhahhahahaha. That was funny!

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