A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Abigail Van Buren
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Francois de La Rochefoucauld