Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Made In Heaven

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can – in fact – get married in Heaven. To his surprise, the woman asks, “Just wondering, if things don’t work out will we be able to get a divorce?”

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out “Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here… you really think I’m gonna find a lawyer?”
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21 comments:

  1. Gr8!! idea and a great blog. I appreciate your work & hope for some more informative information.

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  2. Great blog. All posts have something to learn. Your work is very good and i appreciate your work.

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  3. Thanks for the laugh! Poor lawyers always get a bad rap.

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  4. I LOVE this one. Very funny.

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  5. As soon as you let a lawyer in, you're gonna have a law suit, they're gonna want to form a government, get elected and run your life!!!

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  6. thats a good one as always... take care mate :)

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  7. LOL no lawyer will ever be first in line at the peraly gates, that'd for sure

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  8. Driller is sooo right! Poor lawyers...

    Big hugs, honey. Happy hump day!

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  9. that was a KNEE SLAPPER!!! thanks.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

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  10. Lol! Lawyers in heaven? They can't do their job properly there.

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  11. Like Bee said, this one was a knee slapper - love it!!

    Hope you're enjoying your Bay Cruise and that the weather has been great for you!

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  12. Love it Sandee!! This is a great way to start the day!!

    Hope you're having a great time!!-=Love,Jackiexx's

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  13. Ha! That's perfect! I'll have to remember that one. I have a couple of lawyers "friends" that I can piss off with that one. Thanks for the ammo.

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  14. you all are gonna be in the bay for Fleet Week! The weather has been perfect!

    Might be up there Monday for Columbus Day.

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  15. That was funny, yes indeed!!!

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  16. Surprising! By now St. Peter should have established a full fledged divorce court alongside the marriage bureau! Looks like the communication between Earth and Heaven is far from being satisfactory!

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  17. Ha ha ha, I hope my friends that are lawyers will forgive me but that is so true.

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  18. Made me laugh out loud again. I want to steal this and put it on my site.

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  19. From a law school graduate who has been employed full-time in church work AND divorced twice -- HILARIOUS!!!!

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  20. Oh, I do believe we'll all be surprised at who will and will not be in Heaven.

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