Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Ghet

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, “Now I have to arrange for a Ghet.”

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet.

So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, “You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?” (Circumcision)

She replies, “Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick!”

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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26 comments:

  1. Bobbit Jew might be her name.
    :)

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  2. i scare myself because i knew that! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  3. I am reading as many blogs as I can today. Just wanted to let you know I stopped by. Great way to start the day!

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  4. Bwahhaaahaa.
    I thought it was going to be a GET ceremony, like she GETs the house, the car, the bank account...

    I like the real thing better, seems much more appropriate.

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  5. Bwahahahaha!!

    Oooh, that hurts. snerx.

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  6. That's an explicit and clear explanation on relationship!

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  7. I guess that is the same as a Divorce party? What kind of gift would one bring to that party?
    LOL

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  8. Ha ha ha I did not know that. That´s so funny!

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  9. I wonder if there is a celebration after the ceremony?

    oy.

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  10. Good one.I think that was don to me by entre card.they deleted my blog.

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  11. I like Lisa's reasoning...

    Leave it to religion. They have a rule, and a hat, for every occasion, don't they? :-D

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  12. Ouch! A Ghet huh? I'll have to remember to keep my gentle gentile ass, or penis, away from a Ghet.

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  13. You mean like the Viking way? :lol:

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  14. Oooooooooowww that was bad!! LOL

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  15. Ana beat me already with the Bobbitt name LOL. By the way Sandee I got one for you tomorrow to steal bwahahahahahahah

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  16. That'll make ya cross your legs!

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  17. I'm not sure who's funnier the judge or the woman.

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  18. Pam has an excellent question. What DOES one bring to that celebration? (guaze? bandaids? ... camera? EW!)

    Girl! Your weight is PLUMMETING! You ROCK!!!

    Keep up the good work.

    Love you!

    Wendy

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  19. All this talk about chopped off things is makin` me nervous


    (( smile ))

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  20. ouuuuuuch! LOL! women rule!!!

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