Saturday, October 31, 2009

Dead Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.

The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.

A few hours later, the local sheriff was driving past the farmer's field and noticed the bus wreck. He approached the old farmer and asked where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all of them. "Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled sheriff.

"Well, some of them said they weren't," said the old farmer, "but you know how them politicians lie."

22 comments:

  1. Sandee, yep may wouldn't be a bad idea at that,lol.

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  2. Lord knows they'll make good fertilizer!

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  3. Well said...even if it is subtle humor :)
    Love the fertilizer comment and totally agree.

    Happy Halloween Sandy !

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  4. REALLY good fertilizer!

    Happy Halloween! Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Hilarious, Sandee! And that's coming from a politician (of sorts.)

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  6. good one! put them ALL in there!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  7. Excellent joke, Sandee! I loved it.

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  8. Hi there, my friend! I hope you have a fantastic weekend. See you again soon xoxoxo *lovies*

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  9. I have a shovel and know how to dig. Where should I start?

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  10. So then I actually glad you did not vote for me as president then :-)

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  11. bwahahahaha! Lie? Yes, yes they do! It's part of the Hypocritical Oath, isn't it?

    Have a great time out on the boat, Sandee! Do you get many Trick-or-Treaters out there?

    Big Hugs ♥xo

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  12. Nobody ever called that old farmer an idiot either!

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  13. LOL This is a perfect piece for election day and Halloween! Thank you!

    I've given you an award back at my blog http://www.StarlightBlog.com Don't worry if you don't have time to do the whole award thing. Just think of it as a token of my appreciation for all your support.

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  14. Hehehe thats what they get for having a reputation for lying!! LOL

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  15. hahahaaaaa... Politicians do deserve this treatment! Have a great weekend!

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  16. hahaha..you made my day again. thanks.

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  17. Very nice. I'll share this with others.

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