Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Confessional

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.

After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window… nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit… still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

Finally the dunk yells out… “Ain’t no use knocking, there ain’t no paper over here either!”
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25 comments:

  1. I could imagine this could really happen :-)

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  2. LOL! The priest couldn't smell a thing? :)

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  3. Bwhahahahaa... I probably woke my neighbors up from laughing so hard. That one is great!!!!!

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  4. Just add that to the list of things he is gonna have to confess.

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  5. Ha! Pretty funny. I represent various UK based comedians, check out our site if interested.

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  6. Any Port-a-potty in a storm! bwahahahahaha!

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  7. Sandee,
    I can't blame the guy, they need to put men or womens signs on them booths any way, it is confusing especially when your drunk. It's a good thin there wernt on yellow cone instructing to wet the floor too.
    HUGS

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  8. Hahaha! From the stuff I've seen on t.v., they could be mistaken for a porta-potty straight from an episode of The Munsters.

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  9. Oooooh. LOL

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  10. Chuckle.

    Guffaw.

    Snerx!

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  11. I must admit, didn't see that punchline coming. Snort.

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  12. hahaha! poor priest...!

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  13. another good one!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Hahaha I hate it when that happens! Hope your week and weekend go awesome Sandee! Big hugs big loves! :D

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  15. oh my god

    bwhahahahaha!funny :D

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  16. EW~!!!

    167 today. I seem to be staying in the 166-168 range. I hope you are enjoying your boating. I'm looking forward to your return!

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  17. L!O!L!

    I hope that you have a great weekend!

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  18. ROFL

    Have a great weekend!

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  19. the priest must have a cold that is why he didn't smell anything :-)!

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