Saturday, September 5, 2009

Young Dave

Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave noticed his prize bull doing the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.

He leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to be doing what that bull is doing."

"Well then, why don't you? "Mabel whispered back. "It is YOUR cow.
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30 comments:

  1. Be careful Dave, she may bite you. :-D

    Happy Long Weekend, Sandee!

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  2. Laughing...Great way to start the week-end...Have a great Labor Day week-end my freind.

    Big hug, and love,

    Annie

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  3. Dave: "Oh, cud...er...crud..."
    *later, he takes Mabel's advice...*

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  4. Smart Mabel! Take *that* Mr. Dave...hahaha

    Smooth sailing, Miss Sandee. Big hugs...

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  5. I always find my morning chuckle right here.
    Have a great Labor Day Weekend!

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  6. That was a good one Sandee. Have a lovely weekend.

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  7. Oh crap! Funny! Reminds me of one I heard about a couple of drunks and a dog. I'll save it...

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  8. What a "moo"ving post for the day!!

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  9. lol, then if mom walks out just moooo real loud

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  10. I have posted your awards. Thank you, Sandee.
    Hugs, pam

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  11. That one didn't work out too well for him now did it? LOL!!

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  12. He He! I enjoyed that.

    Have a great Labor day.

    Chris

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  13. OMG, "Why don't you, it's your cow". ROFL

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  14. I left you a little box of chocolates at my place. :)

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  15. Good one!I hope that you are having a great weekend!!!

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  16. As usual a great way to start my day. I just know you are sailing somewhere this long weekend. Hope you have the BEST time.

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  17. Wow, that's unfortunate! Those kind of lines never work.

    Rick
    http://theconservativejournal.wordpress.com

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  18. poor guy! hope you are having fun on the boat honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  19. hi, good one..haha..

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  20. Lord, where do you find them??

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  21. Never take a cow away from a bull. Just a little heads up for you all.

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  22. That young Dave, not so smooth tonight.
    But Sandee, I don't think this is the end of the story. She sounds pretty feisty!
    ..

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  23. O-la-la. Nothing get's a woman going quite like two cattle humping.

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  24. Dave said back to Mabel, "but honey, there aren't any stumps in that part of the pasture". You have to be male and raised on the farm to understand this.

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  25. Ha ha ha, she is a very clever girl.

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