Friday, September 18, 2009

Tulane Study

A study conducted by Tulane's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

19 comments:

  1. And yet they keep coming back for more. bwahahahaha!

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  2. DOH...I dated one like that...the spear gouge just left a divot..

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  3. I think he would look mighty fine! Hahaha

    Have a great weekend, Sandee. Big hugs...

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  4. My guess is that the duct tape, spear and fire were not self-inflicted. snerx.

    I also heard that the dimensions of the face, i.e., the ratio of distance between the brow and the chin and the width of the face have something to do with attractiveness. (You can learn a lot watching Oprah.)

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  5. Yup, that's true... bwahahahahahahahaha!
    j/k

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  6. Oh my first lugh of the day!

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  7. Reading your post never fail - thanks for a good laugh!

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  8. shoot i could have told them THAT! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Hey Sandee, I'm glad there weren't any further studies. Could be though, that it looked like something better to report on the man side would show up.
    I liked your Bordreaux and Thibodaux and joke.
    Liked it too because it has links to some more of your similar jokes. Thanks. :-)
    ..

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  10. That explains a lot, actually.

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  11. Men! Can't live with us, can't do anything right.

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  12. So ... did a man by any chance conduct this survey!?!

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  13. That is a study right? Then that is true hehehehehehe. How about men when ovulating? hahahahahaha.

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  14. I can't talk at the moment and have to get to the hospital but I find this joke very funny. I just bled on the keyboard, time to go.

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  15. I am so so late Sandee!! We had sunshine today and i goofed off outside with the camera!! But this is just perfect to take to bed with me!! ROTFL!!!

    Happy weekend!!
    Jackie:-)))

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  16. don't you hate when they spend all that money on studies proving what we all already know???

    happy weekend you two!!

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  17. haha , I laughed much.

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  18. I liked your Bordreaux and Thibodaux and joke.
    Liked it too because it has links to some more of your similar jokes. Thanks.
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