Sunday, September 13, 2009

New Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying things like, 'I see', 'yes', 'go on', and 'I understand'. "

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit?... what happened next?"
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25 comments:

  1. Exuberance is seldom appreciated anymore! :-D

    Hope you're enjoying your Sunday, Sandee!

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  2. LMAO, I could just imagine if priests did say "No Shit...What happened Next?" Imaging how much fun it would be going to church and just sitting there to hear them ;)

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  3. Good one, Sandee. Hubby and I had a great belly laugh from this one. Hubby's Catholic.

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  4. Sounds like someone I know or knew. He died and went to Heaven. I think he said that was where he was going. I suggested Hell but he said that was for the other faiths. He was an archbishop from El Paso Texas. A real person.

    Thoroughly enjoyed your post.

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  5. An interesting start to my Sunday morning.
    *snicker*

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  6. man i love them kinda funny ones, hell i would make a good confession hearer

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  7. I like the new priest's approach better LOL

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  8. I love the movies where the friend sneaks into the booth and starts asking for names of the loose women.

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  9. Love your site! Will be following. Still laughing... this is what it's all about. Your mindset on life must be so "next level!"

    When you have a second, I'd love for you to check out my words.

    www.coachyourmind.blogspot.com

    -Dayne

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  10. even the councellors need counceling often! i like your post!

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  11. LMAO, that was a goodie, although I have to say I like the new priests way better. Hope you enjoysed the water this weekend be well Sandee, Glenn

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  12. oh i love this one! made me laugh today honey...

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  13. Wonder which priest we'll get, since our parish is searching for one. Guess which one I'd pick?!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  14. Hahahahaha that was hilarious.

    Keep the funnies coming! Have a great week this week!

    Rick
    http://theconservativejournal.wordpress.com

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  15. I definitely preferred his way before the advice :-)
    Nice one.

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  16. Well, it's still better than, "Oh, that one's gonna send ya to hell for sure!"

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  17. Great big laughing out loud giggles over this one! Thanks!

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  18. Definitely more proper, but not as funny! LOL

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  19. I always thought if I were catholic I would try and make the priest laugh during confession...

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  20. Great joke - don't you just love those young priests!

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  21. Wouldn't you love to hear that really happen!?!?!

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  22. I'm imagining those awkward act. Is that really happens in real life? I love your site! Keep it coming.

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