Saturday, September 12, 2009

The Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the boat?"

21 comments:

  1. *snort*
    *snicker*
    *giggle*

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  2. He'll just have to wait for the next show! bwahahaha!

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  3. I thought you said the parrot was observant?

    chuckle
    giggle
    guffaw
    titter
    snort
    snerx

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  4. Hahaha...damn parrot!

    Big hugs from NH...

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  5. Willy needs a parrot - help me find my glasses. Willy makes them disappear at least twice a day.

    10-4 Willy

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  6. i love confusing smart parrots

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  7. He was trying to make the parrot disappear and something went terribly wrong!

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  8. Oh that's good! Really good. There's another one for mixed company. Wow, I'm 57 and know two whole jokes like that. Cool.

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  9. That is really a cute joke. Have a great weekend, Sandee.

    Big Hugs

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  10. hahahaha!!! good one!

    hope you're having a great weekend sandee!

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  11. That would be just my luck if I ever went on a cruise to have that kind of entertainment!

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  12. Ha ha ha. I found it rather cute, if a joke can be that.... *giggles*

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  13. Wise guy bird!
    And why do they all look like Fred Mertz?

    Aloha ha ha

    Comfort Spiral

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  14. Ha ha ha! I didn't see that one coming!

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  15. Hahaha the magic trick really worked...or at least the parrot thinks so!

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  16. hi honey, are you on the boat? hope you are having a great weekend... and i know where the magician put the boat! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  17. Too good! I did not see that coming. Sandee, you won the Craption Award! Woohoo! Hope your weekend was the best!

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  18. love that!

    ... were did he put it??

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  19. Didn't see that one coming. Nice

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  20. LOL Awww, that's silly! LOL

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  21. parrot & magician - made for each other! nice joke!

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