Sunday, August 23, 2009

Night on the Town

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two geezers and whispers to her manager: "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told. The two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home, the first man says: "You know, I think my girl was dead."

"Dead?" says his friend. "Why do you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friends says, "Could be worse. I think mine was a witch."

"A witch??? Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck. And I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window... took my teeth with her."

Stolen from: Bing of PinkLady
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19 comments:

  1. bwahahahaha! Never saw that one coming! Was she a Good Witch, or a Bad Witch?

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  2. Hubby and I both got a huge belly laugh from this one...

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  3. This is a really good one.

    I guess the old men have never had sex with inflatable dolls or they are too life-like.

    But taking off with his teeth is really incredible.

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  4. hope you are having fun on the boat honey! wish i was there! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  5. What a way to go? snerx.

    LMAO

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  6. Anonymous8/23/2009

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  7. I think she was the bad witch,after all she took his teeth with her.

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  8. funny very funny good thing he didnt need his teeth a long time

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  9. Hahahahaha...good one, my dear! Sending big hugs to ya...

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  10. LMAO... thanks for the chuckle!

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  11. Very funny, thanks for a good laugh.

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  12. ROFl Sandee!! What a punch line!! I hope you guys had a great weekend on the boat!

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  13. HaHa!!!! Love it! That's a great one, Sandee.

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  14. LOL... thats a good one...

    take care mate...

    cheers...

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  15. I'd have thought he'd have felt proud to have had such an effect :-)

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  16. Ah, the joys of growing old - NOT!

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  17. ha! That made me laugh. As someone else mentioned, he should've felt proud! :)

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  18. Oh my, gramps is so naughty!
    I don't know who to feel sorry for though... gramps lost his dentures, but the doll popped! :D

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