Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Impotence

An old guy had an appointment to see the urologist. As he approached the reception desk he saw that the woman there was large, unfriendly, and resembled a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

"YES," in a very loud voice, "YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, though, and in an equally loud voice, said: "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION. BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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30 comments:

  1. great answer!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoox

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  2. OMG! FUNNY!
    Happy Tuesday Sandee!!!

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  3. Hahahahahaha! Serves her right!

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  4. ROTFLMAO.

    Bwahahahaha

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  5. Great come back line!!
    Jackie XX's

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  6. That was great.
    I love stopping by here for a smile.
    Thanks : )

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  7. LOL The best thing to do! Embarrass the one that embarrassed you ;)

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  8. Laughing...Priceless. Thanks for my first laugh of the day. Plus, I like your sign. :)))

    Big hug, and love,

    Annie

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  9. Sometimes, ya gotta be a little snarky! :-D

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  10. Dammit! I wish I could have thought of that. I love belittling people because it makes me feel better about myself. I'll come up with something. I saw a lady in WalMart this morning that I could humiliate when I go back.

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  11. Ooooh! Great comeback! LOL

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  12. Perfect. Just perfect!
    Big hugs to ya...

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  13. What a great reply!

    Btw: Sorry I haven't been around that much lately - have been touring France.

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  14. Why is it that I can't think of snappy comebacks like that when needed?!?

    Hope you're having a great week, Sandee!

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  15. bwuahahahahaaaaaa ... thanks, I really needed that laugh! I'm having a rough time right now and laughter seems the very best medicine. ;-)

    SMOOCHES~

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  16. HAHAHA !! Laughing Honks from my taxi going your way !!

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  17. What a priceless comeback! Wish I could think that fast!!!

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  18. I wish I could think that quickly!

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  19. oooooooh, so fast on his feet/quick with his tongue...very funny!

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  20. Now that's how to answer :-)

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  21. Now there's a man after my own heart.
    Love it, just love it!

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  22. Never cross an old-timer---they will always bite back!

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  23. Lol! I didn't see this coming. I should learn not to underestimate the jokes here.

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  24. Brilliant! You find the best jokes. :)

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