Thursday, August 27, 2009

Church Organist

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said.... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, We will not hath a thermon tewday.'

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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33 comments:

  1. What organ was she playing with in church?

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  2. He shoulda pwacktissed wot he pweached.

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  3. This will be shared with my church organist, bestest friend! hahaha...she'll love it.

    Big hugs, honey. Enjoy your day...

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  4. And here, I always though life was just a bowl of cherries. Who knew?

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  5. Bwhahahaa...

    He was BUSTED!!

    Get it, BUSTed.

    Good one!

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  7. LOL @ shutterbug... took the words right outta my mouth!

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  8. As a church organist, -- oh, well, never mind!

    That was funny!

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  9. The comments are funnier than the joke LOL

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  10. I'm on ur EC today woo hoo! Have a great weekend! :)

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  11. LOL... could-a, would-a, SHOULD-A !!

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  12. Another good reason I prefer smaller breast... I hate persimmons!

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  13. LOL @ shutterbug and Don! Wow the comments and the joke are funny on this one!! I honestly don't know which is better today!!
    I hope you have a terrific day!!
    Big hugs,
    Jackie:-)))

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  14. think I saw this one before

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  15. hahaha i've had a fun time over here today! you guys are cracking me up!

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  16. It stands to reason! Everything is bigger in our Texas. Great little story, poor preacher man.
    ..

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  17. Sandee, you missed my guy! The convict is the one in the black and white striped uniform hiding behind the tree.

    When he saw me with my camera he hid behind the tree. Before that he was using the weed eater, you can see the yellow handle sticking out from the tree also.

    I suppose he is doing community service for good time. He might be working off a traffic fine, my daughter elected to do that once as a protest to the (unfair) system. She could wear blue jeans for that.
    ..
    BTW, the guy on the riding lawn mower is the guard. I didn't see a gun but he was the only one aroung.
    ..

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  18. Bwahahahahahaha!!!

    Very funny.

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  19. as always, you get the big laugh of the day

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  20. Oh uh uhn. I don't want to laugh at this. I DON'T!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    crud.

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  21. HAHAHAHA.....funny..

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  22. He wuz just testing for organic irregularities...

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  23. OHHHH NO!!!!!!!!!!

    Hi Sandee ( hug hug smootchie smootchie )

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  24. Hahahahahha ...
    thanks for the laughter ;--)
    Hugs and blessings,

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  25. This one should not be read by Catholic

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  26. mommanator? WTF? Honey will you buy some batteries for my mommanator...Oh, and don't forget the K-Y! Just passing by again and caught that commentor.

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  27. hahahaha!!!

    What a great laugh to end my week! Thanks!

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  28. ohhhhhhh noooo...
    LOL!

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  29. Ha, ha.... My bro is a pastor - he'll love it, too.
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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