Saturday, August 29, 2009

After Shave

An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."

Hat tip: Vern B.
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27 comments:

  1. So I'm #1 commenting? Yeahooooooooooooo :-)

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  2. Perfect comeback. Just perfect. Big hugs...

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  3. Wuh Wo me thinks the chief told on himself!! LOL!!
    I hope you have a terrific day Sandee!!

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  4. oh my gosh! that was funny!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

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  5. I was expecting one more line, from the Barber-"I wouldn't be so sure about that."

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  6. You sure can find 'em, Sandee!!!

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  7. Ya gotta love those NCO's. snerx.

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  8. Ha ha! Yes I think it could be added to also :)

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  9. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I don't know what a whorehouse smells like either :)

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  10. I wasn't expecting that line....too funny!!

    And because I always get a smile and a giggle when I am here....I left something for you over at Candles, Crafts and Whatnot. Congrats!

    I really do love your blog, and you do cheer me up!!
    Take care,
    Kat

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  11. Talk about a backhand to the face...! Ouch!

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  12. subtle satire! good joke! have a great day!

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  13. ROFL, thanks for the laugh!

    Btw, there is an award waiting for you at A Simple Life. Do drop by if you have time. Congrats!

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  14. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!

    Had a pretty good day today, but I'm exhausted. Have a perfect day, Sandee! :-P

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  15. Subtle and smooth....hahaha!

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  16. Hi Sandee... after being sick again for so long, I am back on the road to recovery. Glad to see you are still rolling along...or sailing along I should say. mised ya, Sandy

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  17. Good morning, hope your having a great weekend! this was a good one!

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  18. great blog keep up the good work

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  19. Laughing...I never see them coming...


    Big hug, and love,

    Annie

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  20. knew how he felt think i met his wife once

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  21. LOL... funny guys... :P

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  22. That's a great one. Sarge got one up on the general.

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