Friday, August 28, 2009

The Blonde

A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

It hits a blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens.

So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts.

She immediately decks him!

He is laying on the floor moaning, "Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?"

"Duh," says the blonde, "He has a licker license."

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me
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28 comments:

  1. Hey from where you have taken all the glass

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  2. So that's it then. He's got it licked :-)

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  3. Wah Wah Wah Wah... Happy Firday, Sandee! Big Hug! :P

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  4. I guess it's a good thing he doesn't have a permit to drill for oil.

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  5. Hubby would like that one. He's a boob guy...LOL!

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  6. Cheers Guys..........Cheers....Good Friday


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  7. think i have to get me one........

    woo hoo.......\,,,/

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  8. Love the blonde jokes! Happy Friday, Sandee. Enjoy your weekend (like you need to be told that!) Big hugs...

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  9. whew, luckily the blonde is so smart (like me!)! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxxoxo

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  10. Oooooh. LOL I didn't know you needed a license for that.

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  11. I saw this over at Hale's it was just as funny there as well.I hope that you have a great weekend.

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  12. Happy Friday... Luckily she is smart enough.. ha ha ha

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  13. They never decks me!

    But then again a guess a Norwegian Viking automatic have the license! :lol:

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  14. lol, as i am blonde and was a bartender for 22 years, i thought this is going to be good...and it was! lol, thanks for the laugh!

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  15. wow that's a cool blonde joke!

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  16. Ha ha ha I love blonde girls.

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  17. It was funny when I read it on Hale's site. lol

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  18. Oh man...why is it always the blonds...ug.
    Yes I am a blond :P

    Otherwise it was cute :)

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  19. I never knew about this license...lemme get...! nice joke! have a great week end!

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  20. I saw her at the bar last night and she was spilling beer in her crotch area.

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  21. Laughing....Priceless....That's it, I don't care if I have to hear about it, I'm going to become a brunette...:)))

    Thanks for the laugh~

    Hug and love,

    Annie

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  22. Now that's funny, very funny!!!

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  23. It's very Funny and full of Laughter.Thanks for sharing!

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  24. Cheers, can never get enough of the blonde jokes :P

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