Thursday, August 6, 2009

Afghanistan Flight

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, ect.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.'

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendant came by he said, 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit.'

'It's The Box Office.'

Hat tip: Giggles of Happy Tiler
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41 comments:

  1. Oh yes, loved that one :-)

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  2. Now thats one flight I wont miss :P

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  3. Awesome! Leave it to our military to lead the way!

    Have a super day, Sandee!

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  4. Love this, I'm still giggling now while I type this comment ;)

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  5. LMAO...humor has no gender limits, especially in the Military LOL

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  6. I love this one.

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  7. Being a pilot myself, I particularly LOVE this one. Gals rule!!!
    Big hugs, honey. You always leave me with a smile...

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  8. well drat i didn't get it but now i do. sorry. i hate it when i am so danged dumb! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. :: Lois titters::

    Box office, love it!
    Ten points for Women's Lib!

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  10. I've seen this one before, a couple of times. It is still hilarious.

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  11. I do hope they had that drink for him. I'm guessing he needed it.

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  12. That was adorable! Girls rock!

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  13. Ha ha ha girls rules!

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  14. I am thinking that the flight crew look too young to be in the box office. This was a great post.

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  15. Hmmm, I'd never thought of it as an actual cockpit before but now that you mention it ... !!

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  16. That was a good one!

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  17. Works for me. When is the next flight to Rio?

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  18. I pity rather than to Afghanistan, why not a beach for the enjoyment and pleasure to enjoy a peace that is lacking the human?

    Accidents, everyone has!

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  19. Seu espaço é de matéria linda, inteligente e educada, parabéns...

    Bjs

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  20. HA HAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I will be telling this one at work .... yes'm
    Never saw the ending on the way ;-)

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  21. MGHORTA said...

    Seu espaço é de matéria linda, inteligente e educada, parabéns...

    Bjs

    Translation: Its space is of pretty, intelligent and educated substance, congratulations…

    It's pretty close I'd guess. :)

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  22. Laughing...Good one...And great Spanish...You never cease to amaze me. Hey Speedy!

    Have a great week-end, Pal.

    Big hug, and love,

    Annie

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  23. Oh shoot. That was FUNNY!

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  24. Hi Annie !!!!!!!!!!!

    hug n kiss :-)

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  25. I'm not going to ask where the term "box lunch" came from then.

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  26. Driller,I'm not even going there! Sandee great posting!

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  27. I'm so proud of these young women!
    Aloha-

    Comfort Spiral

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  28. Women is fool :D "just kidding"

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  29. I was laughing to myself about some of the comments until I read Drillers! That made me cut loose with a gut-buster! I love a good sense of humor and you guys lead the pack!
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  30. Really a wonderful news

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  31. I thought only my old boyfriend(shhhh don't tell anyone) called "it" that!

    hee hee!

    Oh those good ol' days. ha.

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  32. whether or not the world is ready for us, WOMEN RULE now! hehehe... great post SANDEE =)

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  33. Nice one! Chalk one up for the women in this round. Next we'll probably be seeing an all-female crew for space flight missions :) Women rule!

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  34. I've been away from your blog too long...

    This one is GREAT!!!

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  35. OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is brilliantly perfect... gotta tell everyone this one....
    Hope your weekend has been wonderful, just like you....
    much love, hugs and :))))

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