Friday, July 3, 2009

Two Cannibals

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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31 comments:

  1. Intellectually we're seeing an urge towards expanding the gene pool here.

    Yeah, right :-)

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  2. LOL! So this goes back a long time ago.

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  3. Men are such, oh what's the word...

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  4. Doh!! lol

    where on earth did you find that image??? it's just so strange i love it. (you know me...)

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  5. Good one! Hope you have a wonderful 4th.

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  6. It's fitting that this one should follow the postings about men.

    snerx.

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  7. ewwwwww... it's kinda gross, but then I strangely find myself laughing... What's with that?

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  8. happy 4th honey! have fun on the boat...

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Oh my?

    Have a Happy Fourth of July.
    See you when you return.

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  10. HAPPY 4TH, SANDY!!

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  11. Hahah Mom better watch out!

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  12. Ha ha it's better that you don't lose your beauty because you can be eaten.

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  13. Expanding the Jeans pool ;-)

    Laugh and we all laugh with you,
    Sandy ;-)
    Aloha


    Comfort Spiral

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  14. ahhhhh MEN! lol ;)

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  15. Oh dear, sounds like Mom better run when she sees the new "meal" walk in to the village!

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  16. LOL I always look forward to coming to your blog!

    I've given you "The Neno Award" for having such a fun blog and being so welcoming to everyone. Thanks for everything!

    http://www.StarlightBlog.com

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  17. Are you sure they where not Vikings? ;-)

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  18. Bless their hearts...

    Hope you are having fun. Big hugs, honey...

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  19. Oh I saw that one comming.

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  20. It's disgasting, but beautiful...

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  21. Yeah, kinda gross, kinda sad, kinda true, but funny too... hahahahaha, I like it in its twisted ways...
    Much love, hugs and :)))) always...

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  22. mmmm,
    is this fair?
    Why did not the mother bring out her daughter the same way?
    I just ponder.
    Would the sory be otherwise?
    About money and not food?

    ;-)))

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