Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Punishment

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman.

"What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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29 comments:

  1. Poor woman indeed.

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  2. Poor woman... you got that right!

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  3. Could be worse. She could have been forced to listen to politicians campaign speeches for all eternity!

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  4. Perspective IS everything!

    I need to share this with a friend of mine... her husband is a JAG lawyer! :-D

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  5. That's a good twist...

    Happy Tuesday!

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  6. Yep!I hope that you are having a great day!

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  7. oh. poor thing!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

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  8. That just tells me not to judge. I'm trying to get better at it every day ;o)

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  9. Wonder what she did to deserve THAT punishment??!!

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  10. Ha ha poor woman!

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  11. Ach, that poor, poor girl. To suffer an eternity so...

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  12. Stuck with a lawyer in Hell for eternity? Ewwww, she musta been baaaaaad.

    Got her address and phone?

    Oops...you already gave it to me ;)

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  13. Poor woman my ass! I know a shitpot load (that's southern for an awful lot) of fems that would eat that shit up. Fucking the legal eagle that is.

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  14. She must have really been bad.

    Bwahahahahaha.

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  15. Who can trust a lawyer after this?

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  16. She must have been REALLY bad!

    Thanks for the good anniversary wishes. Big hugs back at ya!

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  17. What bad had this woman done?

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  18. She must have been really bad!

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  19. Could Jefferson see into the future? Just asking.

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  20. Oh my! It's the other way around.
    That is very funny. More lawyer jokes please. :D

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  21. I am with Driller on this one... but, she is in for it, think???? hahahahahaha, just imagine... course there is much we do not know about the lawyer...hmmmmn????
    Much love, hugs and :))))

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  22. A hell for a woman and a heaven for a lawyer LOL

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