Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oral Sex

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!

Hat tip: ♥Hubby♥
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29 comments:

  1. Hilarious!!!

    Hugs Giggles

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  2. Giving directions to a man is a lot like talking to a small child - you must always be very specific - never assume they understand. ahahahaha!

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  3. Barb is totally accurate...hehe!

    Have a great weekend, honey. Big hugs...

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  4. Hahahahahaha

    This is one of the best! ;)

    Happy weekend, Sandee!

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  5. LOL, but why was I not surprised?? Most men usually think of numero uno!!

    Have a great weekend!!
    Kat

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  6. SANDEEEEEE you made me laugh out sooooooo loud here- as in literally!!! MEN!!! why are they so funny?!?

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  7. So so funny!!!
    And what Barb said...
    I have to start by sitting hubby down and making him look at me as I explain what needs to be done. Sonetimes I see the blank stare in his eyes so I hand him a pen and a piece of paper and say "take notes". He promptly gets up and leaves the room.

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  8. that is the funniest one you ever had! i am laughing SO HARD sandee! what a guy!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

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  9. I think it's called selfishness and men seem to have the market cornered on that. Most of them, anyway, excluding me.

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  10. Hahaha! Dumbass. I think...that's great.

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  11. Oh Lord, that is toooooo funny... hahahahahahaha, unbelievable... I say no more...
    Much love, hugs and :))))
    it is a rainy day like, so, thought I would try to stay ahead of catching up....
    Won't be around for a few days, so have a GREAT week, take care, blessings, love, and keep the world smiling, it is what you do!!!

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  12. Oh my goodness or badness.

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  13. Hmmm.....maybe a demonstration would have helped.

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  14. Yea, it's sometimes hard to change habits ;-)

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  15. This was so great. I had to make my husband stop what he was doing and come read this.

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  16. Ha Ha Ha! I sorta saw that coming. ;)

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  17. Ha,ha,ha,ha!
    That was really funny, Sandee!

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  18. yikes ........ I think this one is horrible .


    ((( cannot wait to tell it at work )))


    ha haaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!1

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  19. Great one.
    Just keep posting.
    Mishu

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  20. Thats over the top for me!!

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  21. These are great! I shared this particular one with everyone in the office. Can't wait to read more!!

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