Sunday, July 12, 2009

Middle of the Road

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.

Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"

St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"

"Er.. about two minutes ago."
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24 comments:

  1. I think he'll get in for that.

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  2. Thank goodness it was still fresh in his memory!

    Happy Boating, Sandee!

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  3. I like your blog.Nice pictures

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  4. Better late than never.

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  5. Yep, that would happen.

    Happy boating! Big hugs, honey...

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  6. yup, let him in!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

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  7. Hope I get there that fast -- but not yet.

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  8. Hubby got a good chuckle out of this one.

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  9. Hehehe....a good one!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  10. Better late than ever I guess :-)

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  11. Poor guy, but yes, I think he would get in, no problem!!

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  12. That was a really good one.

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  13. Sandee
    you always make me giggle!
    thanks for that!!!

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  14. Sandee
    you always make me giggle!
    thanks for that!!!

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  15. Ha ha he deserves get in!

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  16. YHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE HEhewhehehehehehe

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  17. He must be admitted... LMAO...

    poor dude... bad world :P

    take care mate... cheers...

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  18. Some people will do anything to get in.

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