Friday, July 10, 2009

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the I.R.S.'

Hat tip: Joanne of Another Day in Paradise
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30 comments:

  1. A taxing experience all round, I think :-)

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  2. Anthony took the words right out of my mouth!

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  3. Then dad swallowed all three quarters!

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  4. ROFL.... did not see that one coming at all.

    But sadly, so true. They will get every last cent they can.

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  5. Ouch...hurts all the way around!

    Enjoy your weekend. Big hugs, honey...

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  6. LOL..

    thats one helluva squeeze :)

    cheers mate...

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  7. oh no! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxxo

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  8. Very nice story!But taxing experience makes it a bit sad!Does not it?

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  9. haha I like it :)

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  10. Ha ha they know how to get all your money.

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  11. SHAZAM! ... hope I do not get audited ( yheeeeoutchh !!! )

    heheee

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  12. Oh no! They know how to twist them, don't they? ;o)
    Have a great weekend, Sandee! Hope you will be on your boat...

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  13. Yeah, I guess they have plenty of experience. LOL

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  14. LOL, Sandee!

    I'll think of you on your boat as I paddle my kayak around Waikiki.
    Aloha boat pal ;-)

    Comfort Spiral

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  15. Guffaw, chortle, chuckle, snerx.

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  16. So saved by the bell then :lol:

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  17. Pow! Wasn't expecting that one!

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  18. Ha ha the girls was a professional.

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  19. heard this before, but still a scream!

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  20. Have a terrific weekend!

    BTW: It is Friday, and you have a paid ad on your site called Airfare-now.com
    http://www.airfare-now.com/

    Just thought I'd tell ya....;/

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  21. Wouldn't you know it?!?!?!

    By the way, Sandee, thanks for all of your comments about The Dawg during the last two weeks since his death.

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  22. I think a goat or some kind of an animal would have been funny.

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  23. Yeah, I guess they have plenty of experience.
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  24. Oh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is HILARIOUS!!!!! did not see that one at all...
    Much love, hugs and :))))

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  25. Both I.R.S. and Medicine are all after the last cent.

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  26. Hi Sandee .... going bak 2 Hollydale now

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