Sunday, July 5, 2009

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dear."
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34 comments:

  1. Me thinks that faith healer cheats :-)

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  2. ummmm... that's not healing, that's stealing. Just saying.

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  3. you gotta' have faith! ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  4. LOL....That must be one of those naughty faith healers :)

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  5. Oh My!This is not good.

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  6. Faith comes in many forms....and positions?

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  7. Sounds like someone was making whoopee instead of healing.

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  8. Did I mention that I was once a faith healer also? Keep that in mind in case you know of, er...sorry. I got carried away.

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  9. Sounds like excellent advice to me.

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  10. Another good one. You have the best jokes I swear. Don't listen to Don, he's bad like that. Hope your 4th was excellent!

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  11. He he. Being a faith healer seems like an interesting career alternative! Thanks for these lovely posts and always making us all laugh :)

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  12. Oops!

    Hope you are still having a lovely time. Big hugs, honey...

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  13. I'm enjoying a silent tee hee on this one... That's a good-un!

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  14. hello,,,greetings of peace friend! your site is very beautiful and informative! would you mind if we exchange links friend?^__^

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  15. hmmmm ...... I don't think that was faith .........

    I have something for you at my site so come by and see.

    Love and Blessings,
    AngelBaby

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  16. Interesting one, for sure... hahahahaha, always sumthin', think????
    Hope you are having an awesome time, girl...
    Much love, hugs and :)))))

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  17. hahaha another good laugh.. thanks SANDEE :))

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  18. Markie's been blaming the mailman... I don't have the heart to tell him ours is a Mail-Lady!

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  19. Ha ha the second girl is very clever

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  20. lol that'll do it

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  21. Shades of Elmer Gantry!!!

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  23. Oh no she didn't! LOL
    But really, a faith healer? Why not just "go to the doctor?" :D

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  24. You cleared my mind:
    Avoid Swingers;-)))

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  25. My wife is officially disallowed from going to faith healers alone!

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  26. Sounds like excellent advice to others.Really great post.Thanks for sharing.

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  27. Good one.You cleared my mind.Thanks for sharing.Keep posting.

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  28. Having written articles that require this much work, I commend you for your service to the future bloggers. I’m sure they will appreciate it! Great job.Keep blogging.

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  29. It sounds really good.Excellent advice for others.Great post.Very informative.Thanks for sharing such a great post with us.

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