Friday, June 26, 2009

White?

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

Hat tip: Jeni of Down River Drivel
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24 comments:

  1. Never thought of it that way - honest :-)

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  2. Oh, let me count the ways that is wrong...

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  3. Really? Does that mean I have to do my chores in my underwear?

    Snerx!

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  4. If she heard his reply, Dad just turned Mom into a "Freezer"! Just sayin'.

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  5. Funny I actually have known some men that think like that, that's why I no longer know them.

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  6. Driller's got that right! LOL!!!

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  7. Lol, great post ;-)

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  8. Hehehe...you go Pops!

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  9. Soon as the young 'un lets that leak back to Mah, a casserole gonna wind up atop some feller's haid, shore 'nuff ;)

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  10. He he. My wedding dress is blue and gold.... I wonder what that means....? *giggles*

    Hey, I have a post about the Volvo Ocean Race up with some boat photos that might interest you :-)

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  11. My toaster is cream and dull green. Haven't bought a new one since the seventies. I wonder if wedding dresses were cream in the 70s!

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  12. dads always are more practical!

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  13. Next time I get married, I'll use a white dinnerjacket!

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  14. *Ouch*

    Let us know where you motored, eh?

    Aloha-


    Comfort Spiral

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  15. Open mouth, insert foot!

    Have a great weekend out on the water!

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  16. never heard that before...

    LOL...

    good one mate...

    take care...

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  17. Harrrrrr Deeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!

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  18. That sounds like something my father-ion-law would have said! Grrrrr....
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  19. He would be so dead!
    Big hugs, honey...

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  20. Hmmmmmmn, that is one inferior answer to the son, which means that there will be, in the future, another one who thinks like that, think???
    It is always somethin' in the world of men & women...
    Hope all is well, much love, hugs and :)))))

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  21. If the dad said that to mean that mom is a household appliance because she's in a white dress, then I have to disagree with him. Since when did he saw a household appliance that nags? :D
    I'm kidding...

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