Thursday, June 25, 2009

Perfect Comback

A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.

Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy with a smug look on his face and asks him (in a voice louder than necessary:

'So ... how do you like using second hand stuff?'

The new husband replies (also in a voice louder than necessary):

'It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it's all brand new.'

Stolen from: Dawn of Twisted Sister
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33 comments:

  1. Now that's a classic :-)

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  2. did you get the nickel joke I emailed you??

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  3. I wish I was quick like that in a lot of situations. That was a good one for sure.

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  4. Ha ha ha ha! I wish I had witts like that :o)
    Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee! I bet you will be boating ;o)

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  5. very nice comeback!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

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  6. This is great!!! YOur site is awesome. I invite you to stop by and visit with me dont be a stranger. Droped Ecard on you and also stopped by spicey page and voted for you for you deserve it.. @lilruth Your friend Lilyruth

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  7. smile....I love this one...

    Hugs to you both!

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  8. hysterical here...=))

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  9. Knock out answer lol

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  10. Very funny, I love it :) :)

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  11. wish I could think that fast... LOL

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  12. muahahahaha, that is great!

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  13. I loved that one! Great come back.

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  14. Great comeback.

    Have another drink?

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  15. HAAAAAAAAAA!

    That was great.

    hee hee snort.

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  16. *sneak* *sneak* *sneak*

    (((((((((HUG!!!))))))))))

    scamper!

    heh heh heh

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  17. Crap.

    I should have snuck first and commented AFTER ... then you wouldn't have seen me coming!


    Oh well.

    All hugs are good hugs.

    Have a great day my friend!

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  18. Tooooooo-shayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    Good one!
    Sending you hugs and love!

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  19. resending you the nickel, go look.

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  20. Boating Boating and Blogging!?

    Describes my LIFE! How have we never met?

    Search "Boat" & "Boat life" on my blog and see your separated-at-birth twin: ME!

    Your writing is captivating. Take me to your "followers" widget.
    Y'all come over, Sandee!
    Aloha

    Comfort Spiral

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  21. Cloudia - Nice to meet you. I think I've seen your name over at The Grandpa? I think that's where. Another boater and you live in Hawaii. It doesn't get any better than that. We may be twins indeed. :)

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  22. Wendy - Hugs back. :)

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  23. "Brap Brap Brappppppp !!!!!"
    (that's the sound of a jamaican cops gun salute, when they like something)

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  24. Of course, the second husband didn't elaborate. He's only knows about the next half inch. Just sayin'.

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  25. Oh hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that WAS a classic comeback, very wise, very clever... hahahahahaha, good one...
    hope all is well, much love, hugs and :)))))

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  26. That's what men get for throwing away their "second-hand stuff" that still works perfectly.
    Funny joke! Thanks for sharing~ XD

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