A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy with a smug look on his face and asks him (in a voice louder than necessary:
'So ... how do you like using second hand stuff?'
The new husband replies (also in a voice louder than necessary):
'It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it's all brand new.'
Stolen from: Dawn of Twisted Sister