Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Peanuts Anyone?

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'

'Can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

It pays to be careful around older people.

Hat tip: Georgia L.
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28 comments:

  1. I'll think twice before accepting peanuts from anybody!

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  2. Well at least they've still got a coating, of sorts ;-)

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  3. Ack! I may never eats peanuts again! That gave me the heebie jeebies! Seriously. Yuck.

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  4. Oh yuck.

    I will never take peanuts from a stranger.

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  5. Ewwwww! Gives whole new meaning to sharing!! Again....Ewwww!

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  6. Planter's Once-Gummed Peanuts...I'll just buy my own, thank ye ;)

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  7. eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

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  8. eeeewwww... I want to vomit.. !! make me think twice to eat peanut... a pity driver... :)

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  9. Hahaha. Sick as funny as hell at the same time. I love it!!!

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  10. Ha ha! I've heard this with a different scenario but just as funny!

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  11. ew Ew EWWWW

    hugs to you guys!

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  12. Ewwwwww....Remind me next time I want to have peanuts that they are from a sealed container ;o)

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  13. see how lovely and nice old people are? we rock!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Be careful with raisins too. Some old people have problems with chewing them too, but love to buy chocolate raisins.

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  15. I think I'll try that and see what happens!

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  16. Oh nooo...hahaha!

    Big hugs...

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  17. I guess there was no teeth involved then :lol:

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  18. i am totally grossed out right now!!! lol

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  19. This is funny!Poor old lady!

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  20. Oh hahahahahahahaha, yep, I bet that happens too... funny one, I love it~~~~
    Have a great day, take care, much love, hugs and :)))) always... hahahahaha

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  21. THAT one I saw coming.

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  22. Good thing I don't know how to drive, and I hate peanuts! Haha~ love this joke. :D

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  23. Hey,

    my mum always told me: "Don`t take sweets from strangers"- it is hard to imagine that this guy took the nuts more than five times.
    Further I can understand the old lady- she just wanted to be friendly to this person, although she didn`t know him.

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