Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Heaven

On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before God told his joke.

God asked, "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet?"

The blonde said, "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
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35 comments:

  1. I'm impressed that she could remember that far back! ...I can relate... I have a few blonde moments myself when it comes to jokes.

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  2. Ha! I know a few people like that!

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  3. Funny! It figures.

    Have a great day!
    Take care,
    Kat

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  4. Blonde moments are the best... I'll take them over senior moments any day.

    That would so be me, I tend to be a little slow sometimes with stuff like that. hahaha.

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  5. LOL........ he hee... too good :)

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  6. That happens to me sometimes, too. Not too often though ;o) And my excuse? English is my second language :o)

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  7. is THAT why i sometimes just think to myself, dur???

    *slaps forehead*

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

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  8. lol. Finally a blonde joke I didn't know yet. And a good one.
    @barb: She was thinking the whole time what this joke could mean, not concentrating on the others. How I know this? I'm blonde and doing it this way. ^^

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  9. Just goes to show you that a brain is a dangerous thing.

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  10. hahaha of course. ;)

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  11. Why have you been picking on us blonds so much lately? :)

    Paul

    Eat Well. Live Well.
    PurpleGreenPops.com

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  12. Bwahahahah! & a resounding

    SNERX!!!

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  13. Hahahahahahaha, that is a shame, none, not one made it... wow...
    someone said that they would take blonde moments over Senior moments, aren't they like almost the same??? I am thinking that they are, although the Senior moment is more formidable in society...???? hahahahah,
    much love, hugs and :))))

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  14. the way I figure it...if I keep reading your weblog...by the time I die...I will have heard them all...and will make it up the staircase without having to laugh...

    smile.
    hugs to you and Z

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  15. What is it with blonds?
    They are beautiful!
    Nice one, Sandee!
    Have a good morning! :)

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  16. oh jesus, blonde jokes NEVER get old.

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  17. What Katherine said!

    Those poor blondes ... I'm so glad my hair color changed as I got older!

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  18. I don't get it.
    *snicker*

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  19. Ha! Ha! My mom is a blonde, and my dad always says "When you tell mom a joke on Saturday night, she laughs the next morning in church." It's true!

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  20. Blond jokes are the "polock" jokes of yesterday - and they just keep on giving!
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  21. Oh, so true! Thanks for the laughs to raise the spirits.

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  22. I recognized myself in the blond ... and thus recalled that the smile heals.

    It may sound strangely, yet I thank you the heartily for the help to recognize my poverty.
    So to speak, the in depth comprehension of personal need is its fulfillment out of itself...

    Good post. Thank You.

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  23. And I thought she'd go all the way ... by that I mean she wouldn't get ANY of them. Just sayin'.

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  24. ... also ... how on earth do you find ALL OF THIS HUMOR?

    You are good.

    And you make me laugh.

    Just sayin.

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  25. Can you see that I am making up for lost time? :)

    Seriously, though, Becca's play went great and she did a super job.

    And she didn't break her leg.

    I am going to see if I can put up a video of her play. Kids sure are funny these days.

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  26. Hey! You just posted a new joke?


    Are you a night owl or do you have auto posting going on?

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  27. haha! what a blonde moment!

    HAve a great day sandee!

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  28. You'd just know it'd hit her one step short LOL...

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  29. Ha ha ha that is a really blonde moment, but some times it works!

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  30. I missed this one. Good job I'm not blonde ;-)

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  31. Wait... I don't get it...

    *cricket sounds*

    Oooohhhh... Hahaha!!

    (OMG. This joke is 'epic win.')

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