Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Mommy's Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question.

 His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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29 comments:

  1. sick and wrong.

    sick. and. wrong.

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  2. hee hee ... first!

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  3. I've heard this one put several way....this is the best by far!! hardy har har!!lol

    Hugs Giggles

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  4. Good one. The kid will learn.

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  5. now THAT made me laugh out loud.

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  6. ha haa... the old balloon jokes :)

    love them :)

    take care mate... cheers...

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  7. It's always best to tell kids the truth. *snicker*

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  8. Bad Uncle, bad Mommy!

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  9. That is sick. But funny :o)

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  10. hahaha... mommy and uncle wily go to heaven (or hell ?..)...still laughing.. :)

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  11. LOL! I bet Uncle Harry's balloon deflated really quick too!

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  12. ooooooh awful. lol

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  13. That'll teach her to try to evade an important question.

    ROTFLMAO.

    SNERX.

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  14. Balloons...

    I'll put that on the list of things not to tell my son.

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  15. On second thought, at least little Johnny didn't see her trying to blow up Harry's balloon.

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  16. That is so frickin hysterical. I had to share it with lots of my pals.
    I so love Desert Songbird's comment.

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  17. LOL, that was great. The first commenter thinks it's sick and wrong? Where is this person's sense of humor?

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  18. Thanks for the stress out.
    I like your sense of humor.
    I want more jokes from you!

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  19. Oh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is priceless, poor kid, poor Daddy, funny stuff tho'.... good one...
    Hope you had a great day, much love, hugs and :)))))
    hahahahahahaha, that was goooooooood!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Poor Little Johnny's been getting a workout lately!
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  21. bwahahhhahhahaha! I'm emailing that one to hubby!

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