Saturday, May 16, 2009

St. Peter

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven.

St. Peter is there and was having a bad day since heaven was getting crowded. When they get to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: They each will have to answer a single question.

To the teacher, he says, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?”

The teacher thinks for a second, and then replies: “That would have been the Titanic, right?”.

St. Peter lets him through the gate.

Next, St. Peter turns to the Garbage man, and figuring that Heaven doesn’t REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, decides to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?”

The garbage man guesses: “1228″, to which St. Peter says, “That happens to be right. Go ahead.”

St. Peter then turns to the Lawyer: “Name them.”
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21 comments:

  1. bwahahaha! Yeah, name them! That's too funny!

    Happy boating, Sandee!

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  2. Lawyer... Hmmmm.
    LOL

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  3. poor thing... lol ^^

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  4. I saw a variation of this on Benny Hill once. Pretty blonde with big breasts, apparent middleaged housewife, and man who looked 900 years old all on a gameshow. Naturally, Benny Hill wanted the girl to win.

    He asked the blonde to name where they play tennis every year, spelling it out for her.

    Then he asked the housewife how many had attended the previous year. ("About 30,000" "Oh, I'm sorry, 30,002")

    Then he asked the old man, "Can you give me their names and addresses?" The old man said, "No, I can't and that's a good answer to your question." The judges on this faked show made Benny give it to the old man.

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  5. Good to know how to get in when the time comes :-)

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  6. Uhhh oh that was really a bad day. I bet that lawyer was wishing he had a lawyer :-)

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  7. doh! the lawyers even dirtier than the trash man! good one sandee!

    hope you're having a terrific day!!!

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  8. oh the poor lawyer!!! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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  9. Wth Saint Peter's the lawyer did.

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  10. he hee... I almost became a lawyer :P

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  11. very funny, Sandie! I guess lawyers always get a bad wrap...unless you need a good one. ha ha

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  12. If a class action suit were involved the lawyer could not only name them, but give you birth dates, addresses, and phone numbers.

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  13. I don't believe I'm going to say this ... oh that poor lawyer!!

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  14. Now that made me laugh! Who's going to need a lawyer in Heaven anyway?

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  15. Even St. Peter hates lawyers :D

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  16. Lawyers can get into heaven?

    Then there is hope for us all!

    Paul

    Eat Well. Live Well.
    PurpleGreenPops.com

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  17. I better start studying!

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  18. St. Peter is a smart fella!

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  19. That sounds like of the questions on the law school exams and the bar exams!

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  20. I missed this one. And I do like lawyer bashing :-)

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  21. Oh hahahahaha, the funniest part of this is that Heaven is over-crowded... hahahahaha... good one Sandee... hope you had a great weekend... much love, hugs and :))))

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