Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Mechanic's Helpers

Against his better judgment, the auto garage hired three blondes when he was in need of a couple of mechanic's helpers. Taking great pains to be specific, he explained to the three that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords, the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags and the car keys.

Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the dashboard, listening to the stereo.

"Why aren't you vacuuming the car?" he asked.

"Because the extension cord wouldn't reach," was the reply.

Exasperated, he said, "That's why I gave you two."

"Well duh, we tried the other one!" one blond said. "It wouldn't reach neither."

Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun
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31 comments:

  1. he heee.... funny one mate...

    take care... cheers...

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  2. Hah! They were either blonds or Polish! Good one!

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  3. I bet three blonds hanging out in front of your auto shop would increase business - might not be a bad plan after all.

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  4. You'll get the same excuses from practically any teen as well, regardless of hair color.

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  5. I try not to tell blonde jokes. I don't understand them. :)

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  6. LOL! That is a good one. Pam

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  7. Very logical!
    hehe

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  8. Blond logic! Big hugs, honey...

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  9. That's what you get for hiring three blonds & send them to work together :o)

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  10. Just to show you what a great boss I can be...depending on their level of hotness, and if I hired them they would be sizzling, I would have bought them a longer extension cord AND vacuumed the car myself. What a guy, huh?

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  11. oh no! ha ha ha, that's the first new blonde joke i have heard in years... love it!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  12. I must be blonde in spirit because it took me three times to read the joke before I got it!

    DUH!

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  13. That's why I am not allowed in Hubby's garage!

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  14. I had an employee like this once...and yeah..he was blonde....

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  15. Oh, this is not far from reality....

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  16. And they say 2 heads are better than 1... look what happens with 3!

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  17. i'm not only blonde, but i'm also 1/2 polish/croat....i'm a little offended.......

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  18. What a great idea! I should write that one down! Just think of things I won't have to do!! :-D

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  19. I am going to dye my hair blonde! Just think of all the work I can get out of doing. :)

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  20. I don't get it (???)

    he heeeee!

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  21. Hahahahaha, funny stuff, but, the comments are hilarious.... hahahaha... hope you have a great day/night, much love, hugs and :)))) are there ANY brunnette jokes out there???

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  22. brunette jokes?

    hmmmmm

    the only thing that comes to mind is Nancy Pelosi....but she has gone from being a joke to truly dangerous.

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  23. As a former blonde I am happy to report that I never resembled that remark!

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  24. After all these years, a blond joke I haven't heard yet. Nice

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  25. She worked for Willy once!

    10-4 Willy

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  26. Love blonde jokes!! - Classic ;)

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  27. Hey I am a blond - no fair picking on us blonds all the time. Ok, sometime I do really dumb stuff - I just don't tell anyone! hahaha!

    Very funny!

    Love and Blessings,
    AngelBaby

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  28. If they will not reach, what can you do?

    Paul

    Eat Well. Live Well.
    PurpleGreenPops.com

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