Friday, May 29, 2009

Marital Bliss

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust cloud' appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me
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30 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha! I dunno where do you get all those marvelous jokes from, but they sure are funny.

    We want to invite YOU ALL to an international cocktail party meme that soon will start, Drinks Round the World New Cool Meme(sorry about the link, but it was kinda necessary since it's there you gonna see ALL the participants)

    It's taking place the 1st every month where we all post text and/or photo about a drink we have been or are experiencing somewhere around the world.

    EVERYBODY is welcome, so bring all your party animals (friends) too, the more the merrier!

    Cheers ;-)

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  2. Let's see how he likes it! bwahahaha!

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  3. LOL... maybe it is :)

    He hee... :)

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  4. oh my, that is hitting below the belt.

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  5. HAHAHAHA...where did you get your jokes. lol.

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  6. At least she didn't put in itching powder.

    That was a funny one. Hope you have a great weekend with some boating and sunshine!

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  7. Yup, he sure deserved that one ;o)
    Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee!

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  8. haha I think she got him :)

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  9. Again - I'm starting my day now with a smile! Thanks to you and I'm hoping others appreciate how it does change my outlook for the work ahead today! (Baking bread today for the Youth Ministry's annual car wash/bake sale tomorrow!)

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  10. oops, got him!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  11. What comes around, goes around!

    Paul

    Eat Well. Live Well.
    PurpleGreenPops.com

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  12. laughing...that is the perfect comeback!

    hope you and Z have a GREAT weekend!

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  13. You know what they say about Karma? What you send out comes back sometimes in ways you never dreamed. LOL!

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  14. Ah, if only either were that easy!

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  15. Laughing...made my day!!:-)

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  16. Oh MY... giggles... this is so good... giggles... thank you for a Friday morning laugh.

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  17. Good one!

    Hey ... let's just lose 5 pounds together. Then we could be out of the "decade" we are in and go to a new one. What do ya think?

    Just sayin'!

    I need help!!!

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  18. You never fail to surprise

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  19. HAHAHA a very clever woman indeed!! I love it! Miracle grow :-)

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  20. hahahahah even better!

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  21. LOL..
    nice hit back.. :-)
    cheers

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  22. Touche... The woman always has the last word...LOL!

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  23. That was one smart woman, and yep, touche' indeed... funny one, I loved it.... hahahahahahahaha...
    Hope you had a great weekend, much love, hugs and :)))))

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  24. Well, at least she didn't douse them in Round-up!

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  25. That's a good one. I showed my wife, and she laughed 2 inches off her butt.

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