Friday, May 8, 2009

Kawasaki

A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few Japanese business associates. Having nothing to do the night before his game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute. Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly screamed out “Kawasaki!”

Not knowing the translation, he figured it meant he was performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going.

Again she screamed, “Kawasaki! Kawasaki!” And again, he smiled proudly at this congratulation and continued. Finally, she shrieked “KAWASAKI!” a third time, jumped out of bed and ran from the room.

“Must have been too good for her!” he thought to himself, and went to sleep contented with himself.

The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup for a hole-in-one!

Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out "Kawasaki!”

Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, “What do you mean, wrong hole?”

Stolen from: Phil's Phun
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20 comments:

  1. Wow!
    Didn't expect that...

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  2. Too funny!! Laughing out loud over here!!

    Have a great weekend Sandee!!
    Take care,
    Kat

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  3. Oh my... LOL!

    Have a great day.

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  4. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing!

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  5. wow, i kinda thought that was where it was going but it was still funny. thanks for the laugh.

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  6. Yikes!
    Have a wonderful boating :o)

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  7. LMAO... he hee...

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  8. Uhm ... ouch??

    Have a great weekend on the Delta! Tell Zane I said 'hi'!!

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  9. I love stories like this.
    Why?
    Culture.

    Like I say I'm writing naked;))

    How to interprete?
    http://www.nrk.no/nrkjazz/

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  10. OMGoodness! Hahaha...
    Have fun this weekend, honey. Big hugs...

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  11. Very glad we have a Honda!!!
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  12. A good place to spend holidays. It would surely a great experience.

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  13. And I was expecting a motorcycle!

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  14. ... you know ... to fall through the ceiling and hit him in the head or something.

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  15. Oh wow, that one went way over my head.... hahahahah... much love, hugs and :))))

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  16. Oh Sandee I love these kind of jokes! You crack me up. I have one I may e-mail you.

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