Tuesday, April 21, 2009

New Golf Lingo

Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'OJ.'- got away with one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun
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31 comments:

  1. Golf... now there's a hobby I just don't 'get'.

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  2. I'm with Barb on this one. Never did understand the thrill of golf.

    Did you hear the Bill Murray story today about his ball hitting the lady in the head?! Too funny!

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  3. lol... really funny ones :)

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  4. I don't even play golf and I LOVE these!

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  5. Oh, my gosh! That's all I know to say. :)

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  7. too funny! i loved this one!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  8. I love golf and these are pretty funny.

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  9. Oh my, Sandee, some of these are really good :o) I will pass them on my golfing hubby.

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  10. the dealer passes...

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  11. Some of those may even catch on. Very good!

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  12. Even this non-golfer liked these! Big hugs, honey...

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  13. I really enjoyed the new terms.My late Dad would enjoy these as well.

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  14. Edgy! I like 'em!

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  15. hahahahaha I don't golf but those are hilarious.

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  16. I love golf too - the only sport a gentleman can ask ladies to watch your balls ;-)

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  17. Bwahahahahaha.

    Just about right. I do believe Limbaugh is about as far right as Pelosi is far left. But, who am I to be picky? snerx.

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  18. :O) Don't know any golfing terms but these were funny.

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  19. These are awesome. I'm still giggling about Paris Hilton ;)

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  20. If I ever pick up a golf club again I'm going to have to remember some of these!

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  21. Yep, those are some good ones... I like the Arafat one, the Hussien one, the Princess Di one, the Brazilian one, the Pee Wee one, and hell, I think I like them all... hahahahahahaha, great post! Have a great night, much love, hugs, and :)))

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  22. Those are good! I use them next time I go golfing! Hugs & loves Sandee!! :D

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  23. I think you hit a hole in one with this one, Sandee. *grin*

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  24. If I only had a nickle for every time I was 'Nancy Pelosi'd


    shucks .......... ;-)

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  25. I'm not even up on the old lingo now I have to learn all these?

    Damn

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  26. I love golf as much as my mask

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  27. informative post..
    thanks for shared..

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