Saturday, November 29, 2008

Knowing Your Numbers

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The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said.

"I do. My father taught me."

Thursday, November 27, 2008

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

I'm Thankful

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I found this at Sandi's of Pregnant with Cancer and thought it would make a great Thanksgiving post. So here goes.

Which do you like better: Cooking at your house, or going elsewhere?

I love cooking here at home. My entire family comes over and that's the best part. We spend quality time together and can share all the things that we are thankful for with each other.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I'm Thanksgiving

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You are a bit of a homebody who enjoys being in the company of people you love.

It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. You're enjoying life as it is.

You have many blessings in your life, and you are grateful for each one.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

How Tall Are You?

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I found this over at Mama Pajama and thought I would give it a go. It's very easy to do. Just put in your height and click the button. I'm 5' 8" by the way.

What Your Height Says About You

Monday, November 24, 2008

Bless Her Heart

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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Comment Game

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It's time to play the comment game again. I'm off boating someplace as usual. I just want you to have something constructive to do if you swing by. So play nice and I'll see you Sunday.

Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks.

Friday, November 21, 2008

The Nuns...

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A nun is a member of a religious community of women, typically one living under vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience. She may have decided to dedicate her life to serving all other living beings, or she might be an ascetic who voluntarily chose to leave mainstream society and live her life in prayer and contemplation in a monastery or convent.   Source: Wikipedia

Thursday, November 20, 2008

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Airport Security

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Airport security attempts to prevent any threats or potentially dangerous situations from arising or entering the country. If airport security does succeed in this, then the chances of any dangerous situations, illegal items or threats entering into both aircraft, country or airport are greatly reduced. Source: Wikipedia

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

What'll It Be?

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Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

What Happened?

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I found this over at Krissy's Digest and thought I would give it a try. After reading what happened the year I was born, I've decided that I'm very old.

Okay, it was still fun to do. Go ahead, give it a try.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Group Therapy

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the 1st mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

Sugar Snap Pea Meme

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Eric aka: Speedcat Hollydale of 0007 Undercover Tagmemaward Cat tagged me with the Sugar Snap Pea Meme. So, I did what he always does. I just copied and pasted his entire post. Okay, today I'm a bit lazy. Thanks Eric.

Peas belong in the veggy family known as legumes. Yhese SUPA plants produce pods with enclosed seeds. Sugga Snaapees are protein-rich, low fat, nutritional additions to almost any meal. 

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Computer Viruses

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Lorena Bobbit Virus
- turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Tonya Harding Virus
- turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Aphorisms For Our Time

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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Seen in a Doctor's Office

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I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize...

One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back:

"If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your electrician."

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Why did that Chicken...

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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Veteran's Day

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In the beginning of a change,
the patriot is a scarce man,
and brave, and hated and scorned.
When his cause succeeds, the timid join him,
for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.


Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935

Monday, November 10, 2008

Prostate Exam...

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Digital rectal examination (DRE) is a procedure where the examiner inserts a gloved, lubricated finger into the rectum to check the size, shape, and texture of the prostate. Areas that are irregular, hard, or lumpy need further evaluation, since they may contain cancer. Although the DRE evaluates only the back of the prostate, 85% of prostate cancers arise in this part of the prostate.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Stolen Property!

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A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"

"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

The Little Old Lady

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A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.'

Friday, November 7, 2008

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

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A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

Thursday, November 6, 2008

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Fuzz

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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club."

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Blog Change

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Just so you all know I got rid of Followers (or blogs I follow). Well, I didn't get rid of you as you are in Google Reader. I found it confusing to have two places and I prefer Google Reader. I just don't want anyone's feelings getting hurt that I've disappeared out of your followers. Have a great day all.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Strip Poker

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Strip poker is a party game and a variation of the traditional poker where players remove clothing when they lose a round. Any form of poker can be adapted to a strip form; however, it is usually played with simple variants with few betting rounds, like five card draw. Strip poker can be played by single-sex groups or by mixed groups in social situations and intended to generate an atmosphere of fun, and to lighten the social atmosphere by the removal of clothing.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Serenity Prayer

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God grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change;

courage to change the things I can;

and wisdom to know the difference.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Southernisms ~ Part II

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A true Southerner knows that "fixin'" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

Only a true Southerner knows that the term "booger" can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in "that ol' booger," a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless.

Droppers

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.