Friday, November 30, 2007

The Comment Game

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I'm off to the boat. Tonight I get sworn in as the new port captain for our yacht club, so while I'm gone I want there to be something for you to do when and if you swing by. How about the comment game?

Here's how it goes:

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Wren's Nest

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My buddy Morgen (Mo) of It's A Blog Eat Blog World is ready for Christmas at his shop, The Wren's Nest. I've shopped there numerous times over this past year and I have to tell you that you won't find better service anywhere. I already placed my Christmas order and am awaiting its arrival. So, hop on over there and support one of the greatest bloggers in the blogosphere.

Onions and Christmas Trees

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The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

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The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Achmed - The Dead Terrorist

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Achmed is the skeletal corpse of an incompetent suicide bomber, whom Dunham uses to satirize the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to Dunham and people laughing in the audience. Achmed first appeared in Spark of Insanity, and has since appeared in every Dunham special since then. He is said to be afraid of Walter, partially because he's "one mean son of a bitch" and finds Walter's flatulence to be more potent than Saddam Hussein's mustard gas.  Source: Wikipedia

Monday, November 26, 2007

Give Me Five

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Becca of BeccA's Buzz has created a meme called Give Me Five Monday. Here's her vision:

The 'Give Me Five' Monday meme is designed to share fun information with each other in a simple short list! Here's how it works. Each week, I will put out a random topic from my list of topics and you share 5 answers of your choice on the given topic and link back here! You can add photos, links or stories or just a simple list of your own of 5 things that relate to the topic as it pertains to you and your life experiences. It doesn't have to be in any order of importance unless otherwise specified.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

7 Things About Me

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I got tagged twice for the 7 Things About Me meme. The Teach and Sarge Charlie tagged me. Well for those two I'll do it.

Here are the rules:

♥ Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.

Marriage Defined...

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"This is what marriage is really all about."

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Organization Explained...

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

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Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Give Me Five

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First of all today is Becca's 25th Birthday, so Happy Birthday Becca. Here's our mission: 'Give Me Five' things you like and/or dislike about your birthday. Don't forget to tell us the date of your birthday as well. My birthday is September 8. On with the show.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Snail Mail

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While visiting David McMahon @ authorblog I saw a post with a most interesting question. In the age of computers, sitting down and writing a hand written letter is becoming very rare. Therefore receiving a hand written letter is just as rare.

Friday, November 16, 2007

My Next Life

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I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Are We Married Yet?

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Marriage (also called matrimony or wedlock) is a socially or ritually recognized union or legal contract between spouses that establishes rights and obligations between them, between them and their children, and between them and their in-laws. Source: Wikipedia

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

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The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Monday, November 12, 2007

A Preschool Test

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I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders, now it's the preschoolers turn!!??

Which way is the bus below traveling? To the left or to the right?

Can't make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again. Still don't know?

38 Things About Me

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Mauro @ 1 Million Love Messages tagged me with the 38 Things About Me meme. What really made me decide to participate was how Mauro did this.

He tagged every one of his friends on Blog Catalog. So, I just have to play along.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Jane and Arlene

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Thursday Thirteen

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The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Monday, November 5, 2007

You're Trailer Trash When...

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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Super Models Logic

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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing -- assume the brace position immediately!"

Friday, November 2, 2007

Slap Your Co-Worker Day

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FRIDAY is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday!

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?