Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Puddle...

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A brunette, red head and blonde walk into an elevator with a puddle of white liquid on the floor.

The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly "it looks like cum".

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Only in America

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Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Tagged

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Barb over at Skittles Place tagged me with the Five Faves meme.

Here are the rules:
Link to the name of the person who tagged you.
Include the state and country you’re in.
List your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location (locally).

Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Lawyer

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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Because I Care...

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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water (tap) each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Southern Way

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This post is for those that wish to add to my earlier post, "The Southern Way". Feel free to leave your additions on the original post and I'll add them here. Mz. Jackson over at Coffee with Mz. Jackson added the following:

The Southern Way

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Exclamations:

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Monday, May 21, 2007

Eating Out Meme

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I was tagged by Steven @ Get Your Blog On! with the eating out meme. These are the rules:

1. Link to the name of the person who tagged you.
2. Include the state and country you're in.
3. List your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location (locally).

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Tomato Garden

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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Off to Vegas

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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

"Just where the heck do you think you're going?", said the man.

"I'm going to Las Vegas", said the wife, "I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!"

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Day Off From Blogging!

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Saturday is family day...not boating day!

Our entire family is getting together for the day to enjoy each others company, and eat lots of great food.

Here's Your Sign...

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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."

Friday, May 11, 2007

Rules For Managers

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Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Delivery

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A new business was opening and one of the owners friends sent flowers for the occasion. but when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said, "Rest In Peace". The owner was a little peeved, and he called the florist to complain.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Happiness Fairy

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Truths Adults Have Learned:
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Chinese Freeze Tag

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Shelly over at This Eclectic Life tagged me with this Chinese Freeze Tag. I’m supposed to tell 10 interesting facts about myself. This can be something shocking or anything that may become a surprise to people! I don't think too many folks know anything about me, so whatever I do will probably be a surprise. Here goes:

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Wikipedia Meme

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I was tagged by Barb from Skittles' Place to participate in the Wikipedia meme. Here are the rules of the road:

Go to Wikipedia and type your birth date (just month and day) into the search box. Then list:

Friday, May 4, 2007

Vent Alert!!!

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Let's clear something up here...This is a humor blog. I do not do political debates.

If you will pay close attention I have poked fun at both sides of the aisle. I am a Republican and proud of that fact.

A Special Gift

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I received a wonderful surprise this morning. While making my rounds to my favorite blogs I found a post dedicated to my husband and I for our recent anniversary.

I love reading Lynda's poetry on love. I often tell her that she is writing about my husband and I.

Billy-Bob and Mary Lou

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Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.

"Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Busy, Busy Day

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Sorry for my not being around today. I ended up running around most of the day and that left very little time for visiting. Then I agreed to do the Q and A given by Sarge Charlie which left -0- time for visiting!

Questions from Sarge Charlie

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I agreed to do a Q & A over at Sarge Charlie's, which is one of my many daily stops. Sarge served in Viet Nam and has some very strong opinions concerning our current conflict in the Middle East as well as our politico's here at home. If you are anti-America you won't care for his site, but if you love America then you need to visit Sarge Charlie!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

♥ A Guy and His Pet Monkey ♥

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

Wordless Wednesday

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Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.