Saturday, February 1, 2014

Parachute Jumping

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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22 comments :

  1. LOL - pretty silly blonde joke :)

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  2. That would not be good if there wasn't anyone there that you recognized.
    Hope you have a fantastic day Sandee and Zane too. Take care.

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  3. An amusing post!

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  4. Happy Weekend. Golden Woofs

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  5. Yep. That R word's a big one! Ha! :D

    Hope you have a wonderful weekend, dear Sandee!

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  6. With my eyesight, i'm not sure i'd recognize anyone, either! LOL

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  7. LOL gawd i wouldn't want her flying a plane that I'm in having said that I would be in the same situation as messymimi LOL

    Have a tanfastic Saturday ;-)

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  8. I understand completely ... c-)

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  9. LOL... Funny. Oh my!

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  10. Badda bing! Too cute! Have a great day!

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  11. Now that's funny!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  12. LoL........I'd need to be extremely blonde to even consider a jump!!

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  13. The only things blondes know how to pull is............not going there here.

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  14. she's in for a big surprise :)

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  15. Dear Sandee. Thats a good question! Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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  16. She has a point!

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  17. Land somewhere else.

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  18. haha!! I would not suggest that parachute jumping to her :)

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  19. She's got a problem, Sandee. :) I hope that isn't the real way to tell.
    She could get a golfer's range finder. :)
    ..

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  20. At first I thought she's got a point...what if there weren't people around...but then I went back and read it again...I think I just had a dumb blonde moment for not getting it at first. Oh my! LOL!!

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