Thursday, August 29, 2013

The Itch

An old doctor and his nurse were on the train, going to a medical conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow.

“I wonder what’s the matter with him,” asked the nurse.

“He’s a patient of mine and, in confidence, I can tell you that he suffers badly from hemorrhoids,” replied the doctor.

“Well, why he’s scratching his elbow,” asked the puzzled nurse.

“Oh, he’s a Politician, and he doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.”

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Toonpool.com
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33 comments :

  1. bahahaha! Bless his heart.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. *Rimshot*

    Seymour's applauding...quite a chore for him...

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  3. LMAO brilliant and soooo true :-)

    Have a tastic rest of week ;-)

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  4. hahahaha!!! politicians :) seems politician all over the world have the same feathers :D

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  5. Got to watch out for those elbow scratchers! But honestly, I wouldn't watch the other kind.

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  6. LOL this is true of every single politician these days haha.

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  7. Good one. I will have to remember that and not scratch my elbow. Have a great Sandee. C-)

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  8. Yes, and his head and his ass are interchangeable.

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  9. I shared this with Bill. Funny!

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  10. bwa hahahah excellent! Have a happy day!

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  11. Once again you're being too kind to the politicians.

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  12. hawahwhhahwhhaaa that's a cracker. Big Hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  13. That one is fabulous and oh so true! Hahaha

    Big hugs, honey...

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  14. Surprised he wasn't itching a hole in the ground haha

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  15. There's no joke at all in the truth, buwahha

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  16. Yup... That's a politician!

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  17. Sounds about right :)

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  18. Haha, good one!

    Enjoy your day Sandee! Give Little Bit a smooch for me!

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  19. Sounds like a few politicians around here!

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  20. LOL that's a good one.

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  21. lmboooo:) good one for sure !! HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

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  22. knee slapper!!!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxo

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  23. I wonder how he uses the bathroom.

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  24. Lol, this is brilliant. I wonder what happens if he gets tennis elbow?

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  25. That explains it. very funny :)

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  26. This one cracked me up and in fact seems all too true! Have a great day!

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  27. I used to work for a contractor that joked we were Asses and Elbows. I had to call him Mr. Elbow

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  28. I used to work for a contractor that joked we were Asses and Elbows. I had to call him Mr. Elbow

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