“I wonder what’s the matter with him,” asked the nurse.
“He’s a patient of mine and, in confidence, I can tell you that he suffers badly from hemorrhoids,” replied the doctor.
“Well, why he’s scratching his elbow,” asked the puzzled nurse.
“Oh, he’s a Politician, and he doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.”
Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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