Monday, June 3, 2013

Mondays Smile

The Seaman Mom Daniel and Jessica a young couple got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic.'

Then Jessica burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please Ma.'

'Calm down, Jessica,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'


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25 comments :

  1. LOL, funny. Hope you had a good weekend, we had intruders so I couldn't get on the computer..Hugs xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. So lovely to see the Monday smiles here :)

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  3. Too bad honeymoons end so soon! Funny joke!

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  4. Yup the Honeymoon is over now. Back to the real world. Too funny.
    Hope you two have a most wonderful week.

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  5. Haha, that's so much better than my Smiles. Thanks Sandee, you've made my day (it was all cloudy and dark).

    Have a wonderful week, and thanks again for your support.

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  6. How quickly that happens...and never ends!

    Happy Monday. Big hugs, honey...

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  7. HAHA - Hohoho - and teehee. That was a great one! And true. sandie

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  8. nothing like a little reality....hahah this was so funny! Have a dust free day!

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  9. Did Mom let her slide at home? :p

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  10. Boy, have I ever heard that song too many times! But it started way before I got married. Chores... we had some!

    Have a marvelous Monday! big hugs xoxo

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  11. LOL! It's been 25 years since our honeymoon and my hubby has given up on using those words so he does them himself!

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  12. iron ha your'e too cute!!

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  13. Now that's funny. Poor little thing, bless her heart.....

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  14. I had suspected the four letter words were going to be something like that. thanks for the giggles :)

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  15. Welcome to the real world girl.

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  16. we try not to use language like that around here...lol

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  17. oh no! poor girl!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxo

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  18. Buwahahhahaha, that's hilarious! :)

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  19. Isn't that what a maid is for?

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  20. Not nice four letter words at all Sandee!:) Enjoy the rest of your Monday night.

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  21. oh..most of the time I hate those awful four letter words too!! :D

    Have a great week ahead Sandee!!!

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  22. Run girl run! If you do it once, he'll expect that stuff every day! ;)

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  23. That was funny. My wife taught me how to use all those four letter words. Have a great week.

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  24. pay someone to do it would be my wife's response. So I end up doing it.

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  25. Nyuk nyuk...*that was Seymour*...

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