Thursday, June 13, 2013

I Was Thinking...

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?'

Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

Enjoy Your Days; Love Your Life,

Because Life is a journey to be savored.

Hat Tip: Chatty Crone
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26 comments :

  1. Funny list, made me laugh.

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  2. Oh that did make me laugh.. Have a wonderful day, Hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Wow, those are all really funny. Love the one about the guy wearing his garage opener. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today. Take care.

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  4. You are wonderful to start my day with! Thank you for the smiles you make!

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  5. No, that really is for guests. c-)

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  6. LOL, those are good ones!! I like the cramming for finals best. Totally made me laugh. :) Happy Thursday!

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  7. took your fish oil did 'ya? ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  8. I'm still bouncing my ball! bahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

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  9. Didn't thinking kill the cat? Now that I think about it... It was Kerri Osity. Boy is she mean.

    Have a great day!

    Steve

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  10. LMAO chest in the drawers cracked me up :-)

    Have a fantabulosalistic day ;-)

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  11. Love the one about the cat box being for company. Thanks for the laugh.

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  12. thanks for the laugh :)) and have a nice day Sandee!!

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  13. That is so true about cell phones. I got my first back around 1994---it was a whopper compared to today's size---but if went me every place and I was on it all the time in public---guess I was showing everyone my toy. Not many around in those days.

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  14. Laughed all the way through starting with the garage door opener! LOL!

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  15. Hubby would be all over the garage opener idea. He's always going off how cell phones are no longer tools, but social plumage. LOL LOL!

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  16. Fun filled thoughts. I like the one "old people read the Bible more often because they are cramming for the finals."

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  17. "pictures of missing husbands on beer cans" Wouldn't work. Because the guy most likely to find your husband is probably lost as well drinking next to him

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  18. Wonderful post Sandee! It certainly made me smile a lot. Take care and enjoy the rest of your Thursday.

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  19. wonderful wonderful hahahahah nowmust share with all my good friends!!! have a lovely day!

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  20. Great, Sandee. :(( Some of those are real and they work. Like we have put out kitty litter box on the porch and now people say, "Oh, you don't have a cat anymore." Dah.
    ..

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  21. those are funny. I like the one about the litter box being for company

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  22. I guess we're not getting any younger.

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  23. Oh, these are great! Rusty blue teeth!!!!!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  24. I do have to say we have to laugh at old age - there is some truth to all that! sandie

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  25. I love silly stuff like this. Thanks for the laughs.

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  26. whadda we use iffen we ain't got a garage door opener, either? ;-)

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