Sunday, March 24, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the Week at Laugh Quotes
The Shrine Circus

A Virginia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles South of the Virginia/West Virginia state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.

He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”

Hat tip: Ron Russell of Totus

Silly Sunday Participants
1. Comedy Plus
2. Sleepshort
3. stevebethere
4. Barb
5. Mollie
6. Marg
7. Bearman
8. Empress Bee
9. Chatty Crone
10. Sugar
11. Woodsterman
12. Jean(ie)
13. Uncle Skip
14. Ann
15. Judy
16. Ron Russell
17. Brett Minor
18. Binky
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17 comments :

  1. bahahahaha! Easy peasy arrest! If only they were all that easy.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee!

    Oh... and thanks for commenting on my BQ blog... but you really don't have to do that! So sweet of you though! ;-)

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  2. Very amusing yarn Thanks for this.
    Thanks for hosting too

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  3. Brilliant..LOL have a wonderful Sunday ..Big hugs to all xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  4. Too funny. Good idea, just collect all the drunks. Hope you and Zane have a super Sunday.=))

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  5. LOL I liked that one :-)

    Have a brilliant Sunday



    ps: was unable to add link

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  6. Sad is that I have been to Beckley...though I never saw anyone flare juggling

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  7. ha ha ha, i have BEEN to beckley west virginia and i can tell you this could happen on any given day!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  8. Well now when I drive to West Virginia I know I will have to be careful! sandie

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  9. Woof! Woof! Happy Silly SUNDAY. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  10. I still can't pass that test. =D>

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  11. Note to self. beware of juggling hwy patrol dudes. I'd flunk sober as well!

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  12. now I would have thought the alcohol would have at least given him the courage to try....lol

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  13. LOL! In his state he would certainly fail at juggling. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday Sandee.

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  14. Thanks for the link Sandee!

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  15. Maybe they should use that test more often.

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  16. Ha!!! Hilarious. Although I'd like to see the drunk try it.

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