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Modesto, CA 95358
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In the matter of:
The State of California and the County of Stanislaus on behalf of Julia Sandstone
Seymour the Pet Rock
Julia Sandstone having declared that she is with children and that Seymour is the father of said unborn children, and that Julia Sandstone is in need of prenatal care, and that Julia Sandstone has applied for benefits under the California Medi-Cal program and has been awarded said benefits; the County of Stanislaus on behalf of Julia Sandstone attaches the wages and accounts of Seymour on behalf of Julia Sandstone for recovery of the State of California’s expenses.
In the event that the accounts of Seymour do not cover said expenses, the County of Stanislaus will proceed with attachment of accounts and wages of the Grandfather of the unborn children of Julia Sandstone, Das Skunkmeister.
This document is true and correct and directs all persons to take notice thereof.