Thursday, March 21, 2013

Bacardi Breezers

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had got over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to wee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

When the girls had finished their tasks, they went home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties on!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that read, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Wikipedia - Barcardi Breezer
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22 comments :

  1. Hahahahahahahaha! Love this one! I had to pup a squat once in a farm field. Got chiggers. That was no fun!

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  2. Haaawaaaawaa loved it..Thank you for the giggle..have a wonderful day, big hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Gotta love the firemen (no pun intended)

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  4. Just remember never wee in a cemetery..grave mistake :-f

    Have a weetastic week :))

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  5. Now that's funny right there!

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  6. hahahah that's hilarious!

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  7. So the motto is don't drink and visit cemeteries. I can do that. No problem. hahahaha!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  8. hahahahahahaha!!!!!I can't stop laughing:)) A card from the fire station..hahahaha!!

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  9. oh, emm, gee! i SO remember peeing in cemeteries when we were on road trips when i was a kid. there was no place else to go! too funny!

    smiles, bee
    oxoxo

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  10. You have a great sense of humor girl! sandie

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  11. =)) I'm laughing still. - ROFL - Great, Sandee!!! y-)
    ..

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  12. Oh thanks Sandee, I needed that good laugh. You made my day.

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  13. Luckily for my wife, I don't inspect her that closely when she comes home from a night out with her friends.

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  14. This made me laugh, gf! I try to inspect before peeing.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  15. LOL, that's why you always make a pit stop before you head home

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  16. LOL! Another good one Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your Thursday.

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  17. That's funny! Glad it wasn't a military cemetary---can you see from all the guys on the USS Ronald Reagan!!!!

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  18. That's the best one yet. I love it.

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  19. I guess there's a moral in there somewhere.

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  20. hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.....!!!!

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