Posted by Sandee
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to wee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
When the girls had finished their tasks, they went home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties on!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that read, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Wikipedia - Barcardi Breezer
Labels: Ironic Humor