Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Bottle of Merlot

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' And indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches'.


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Please just send the wine back.'


Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Jura Red Wine Glass
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23 comments :

  1. Haaaaheeeee, loved it :) You've had a re-vamp..Looks great :)Hugs to Mom xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Thanks for the naughty laugh :)

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  3. Too funny. That one is a wise guy. Take care Sandee.

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  4. hahahahahahaaaaa...
    have a great dqy!

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  5. uh oh, she screwed up that time! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  6. Another knee slapped!

    Have a great day. Big hugs from sunny WPB, honey...

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  7. Bwahahahahaahahahahaahaha!

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  8. Well, that's what she gets for looking a gift glass of wine in the mouth!

    Have a super day! big hugs xoxo

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  9. I deny everything. Is this old look your new look?

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  10. Teeheeee. That's funny.

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  11. LOL ~~ Good one today (as usual), Sandee !!!
    ..

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  12. LOL I will think of this everytime i see a bottle of Merlot now heheh!

    Have a winetastic evening ;-)

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  13. This is one of your best ones!! Very, very funny...lol.....I loved it, I am going to email it to some of my friends...thank you Sandee

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  14. LOL! What a reply from the man! Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee!

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  15. LOL. this sounds almost exactly like one Wade tells all the time.

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  16. Oh man did she ever make a huge mistake...that would be me....I can never keep my shut when I should!

    LOL...I love it Sandee. I look forward to every funny you post!

    I hope you guys are having a great day! Big big hugs always and ever! ♥

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  17. Hahahahaha! Next time she better say at least 7 inches!

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  18. I suppose you should be careful what you wish for!

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  19. Great come back! even as a female, I dislike anyone who is 'snootie', hahaahaa.

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  20. wise guy eh? what a hoot! Thanks for the so loud laugh my sweetie looked up from his book and said "Please read that to me"

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