Sunday, February 10, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the Week at Laugh Quotes
  • There is a new list starting every Sunday and each stays open for a week, so even if it’s not quite Sunday anymore, feel free to link up.
Man Vs. Woman

Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The Morning:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't.

Happiness:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

Marriage Expectations:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Marriage Decisions:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

Marriage and the Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


Silly Sunday Participants
1. bethere2day
2. Laugh Quotes
3. Catch My Words
4. Comedy Plus
5. Woodsterman
6. Brett Minor
7. Sleepshort
8. Ann
9. Marg
10. Barb
11. Empress Bee
12. Mollie
13. Jackie
14. Traveling Bells
15. Judy
16. Binky
17. Stephen Hayes
18. Rocks
19. Jim
20. Pearl
21. Tony McGurk
22. Jean(ie)
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21 comments :

  1. Hahaha! very good and true in a lot of cases ;-)

    Have a fantabulicious week Sandee ;-)

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  2. Thanks for the laughs - sometimes the truth is really funny. Happy Silly Sunday. I fixed my linky and added you now.

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  3. truth in life....lol I like the one about marriage decisions

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  4. Those are terrific. I like the one about money management, but they are all true. Have a great day Sandee and Zane.

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  5. somehow deteriorates during the night... yup. Especially last night. I don't know WHAT went on with my hair. srsly.

    Have a fab day honey. big hugs xoxo

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  6. pretty good ones today honey!

    smiles, bee
    oxoxoxxoxo

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  7. Hopefully these are changing and the poor saps will have to get over the fact that their wives make more than they do. ;)

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-song-that-doesnt-represent-my-life.html

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  8. Yes, I always look crap in the mornings..LOL Ball kicks off tomorrow xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  9. I can relate to EVERY one of those.

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  10. LOL...so true!
    I hope you are having a great Sunday. We are going to see our new German Shepherd puppy this afternoon.

    He's solid black and I have always wanted a solid black one! I wish I could think of a really good name!

    ♥ big hugs ♥

    P.S. Please email the code to your badge so I can add it to my badge exchange page!

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  11. Seriously factual stuff! And funny as well, but life is just that...funny. Smiles!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  12. LOL! Spot on Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

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  13. Those are pretty good ones!

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  14. There is much to laugh at here, and much to be philosophical about.

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  15. nyahahaha!!! very true :)

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  16. Every one of those is true, Sandee! LOL
    ..

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  17. Can't really argue with any of those.

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  18. Ha Ha!!! Never a truer word than one said in jest. I especially liked "The Morning" one

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  19. Yep... Expectations... bwahahahahaahahahahahaha!

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  20. This is a fun post. Thanks

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